This guy's psyduck keeps trying to drive the bulldozer
nobody showed up :(
she's already dead what do you mean
charles transitioned
this wound needs more salt
homeless guy tried stabbing me because I wouldnt give him a cigarette that I didn't have
you must try so hard to be this annoying
no it actually comes to me quite naturally
ahh, another great day of buying 50 coats, but how should i store them?
the virtuous coat hanger:
because it is only one little cubie
i am very good at wildlife photography
You've been working hard all day queen and you deserve time on your phone
Me one minute into my workday
One minute of hard work queen. Go on your phone 🤳🏿
Star Wars: Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
WHERE IS MY WIFE
How's it feel now motherfucker
i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)
you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact