“... Sebastian Stan keeps it classy in a black suit.”
this is so sugar daddy!bucky who brings you to all his galas and his arm is always hung around your waist and he’s always referring to you as princess or my girl and his hand is sliding up your dress on the way home because he can’t wait to taste you
liam payne died and you want me to reply to your email?
“... I think we have to nurture empathy and that's at stake now more than ever.”
“... when I hear "don't do it", I end up doing it.”
oh good god this is so dads best friend!bucky he’s got a little grey in his hair and beard and he always smells so warm and comforting but he’s also the man who’s treating you to expensive dinners in the city, surprising you with gifts and calling you princess while he’s between your legs
he 100% hovers by the door of your apartment to be the one who answers when your date knocks. he goes out of his way to make it as uncomfortable as possible.
this is so sexy of you to say 😩
and he’s 10000% always wearing one of those wife beaters so his arm is fully on display and he makes a point of hovering in the background when you open the door and your date goes from 😏 to 😬 real fucking fast
then one time bucky’s hovering in the background and he’s fiddling with a small knife (casual for him) before throwing it and lodging it in the doorframe because according to bucky he just didn’t like the guy
so you get so frustrated at this point and you’re going off on bucky and he’s calm and collected, smirking even as he just says “when are you gonna learn that i’ll scare off every guy in this universe until you’re mine.”
“... it's manly but it has heart and guts. heart, guts, and balls, that's what you need.”
I’m sorry if this is a silly question but vibe wise what’s the difference between dilf Bucky and dad’s best friend?
not a silly question at all!!
in my mind, dilf!bucky has kids (in some au’s he has kids with reader and in some he just has them) and dbf!bucky doesn’t — that’s really the only way to differentiate them
one is a dad and one is a daddy 😗
do we think best friend!bucky would intentionally try and sabotage your dates until you get fed up and finally agree to go on a date with him
and then at the end of the night he’s buried deep inside of you and you’re clawing at his back and he hopes those marks stay forever in his skin
summary: when your a/c craps out on the hottest day of the year, your dad suggests you ask bucky to look at it.
pairing: dadsbestfriend!bucky x f!reader
word count: 3,330 words
warnings: significant + undefined age-gap [reader in her mid 20’s & bucky in late 30’s], metal arm kink, innuendos, pet-name [kid, gumdrop, pretty girl, sweetheart, sweetie], dumbification [big girl words], lots of teasing, authority kink, talk of masturbation, size kink, kitchen sex, bucky is too big [makes it fit], bulge kink [bucky is in readers tummy], squirting, unprotected sex, bucky finishes on his own chest, fingering, multiple orgasms, bucky makes reader ride his fingers, talk of subspace [+ aftercare], showering with bucky — 18+ ONLY | MINORS DNI
“... woah! hang on”.
𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 || MAY 3, 2021
𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 || this is done so i can not only organize asks, but get to as many as i possibly can! please note that you can send in asks throughout the week, but they’ll be answered on the correlating days of the au week! 18+ ONLY//MINORS DNI
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MONDAY’S — roommates, you either love them or hate them. luckily for you, i love a good roommate au. #𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥
TUESDAY’S — there is nothing more i love than a dilf. a man with experience? yes, please. #𝐝𝐢𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 ｡:°ஐ
WEDNESDAY’S — your dad’s best friend doesn’t sound all too appealing until it’s bucky barnes. #𝐝𝐚𝐝’𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 *⑅୨୧*
THURSDAY’S — *NEW* we all need a best friend, but sometimes, they turn into a little more. #𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 ღೃ*
FRIDAY’S — *NEW* porn, but written by women. #𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 ੈ♡˳·˖✶
SATURDAY + SUNDAY — anything goes, baby. some honourable mentions are pornstar!au, priest!au, & whatever else we wanna discuss. #𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 ✩⡱
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𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 || these are special, one time events!
SUNDAY, JUNE 13 — gemini season means it’s mr. christopher evans birthday & we should all celebrate. #𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬! ☆ミ ☆彡
AU’S ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AS WE ALL SEE FIT!
**please do not copy my format! <3 thank u!
do we dare get a little messy tonight with some bestfriend thursday 👀
OMG NORA HI I MISSED U
not as much as i missed you 🤭
can’t even get explain how in love with you i am nora
wedding WHEN.
BABE! WAKE UP!!!! NORA IS BACK!!!!! 😭🤍🤍🤍
bucky barnes deadass helped me come out of hiding 😭
SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES THUNDERBOLTS*
