Oh 🥺 poor Johnny! It's understandable he's scared but I'm sure he'll never hurt her 🥺

of course he wouldn't 🥺😭

even if he did, im forgiving him instantly 🥺

i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild

also have seen MULTIPLE variations of "good hiking perfume"/"good going to the gym perfume"?????

WHAT are other people's discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a "hiking" perfume?????

jesus christ you can afford SEASONAL hiking perfume????

calvin, i think you gotta update your branding for this perfume, my friend

apparently your market is hikers

WHAT IS THE CHOKEHOLD THIS PERFUME HAS ON OUTDOORSY FRAGRANCE ENTHUSIASTS

@irritatedlifeguard a CRUCIAL addition

i am about to wreak HAVOC on the fragrantica message boards, gang

my melody: sweet story by SANRIO

I just made it to work…it’s heavy raining here. It was terrifying. Hydroplaned several times, could hardly see the lane markings, my windshield wipers are crap, and I’m raging because I know if I vented to my pharmacist coworker about it, he would just discount my experiences and mansplain about it. I’m angry today, and I really didn’t want to be. On top of it all, I have to do that terrible QC procedure you know I hate.

NO you gotta be safe 😭😭 drive slow when u go home 🥺🫶🏻 i'll bite whoever honks at you

Andy I bet is so neat with it, too. Cleaning up the kitchen as we go along. Ari is a little messy, but it gets the job done! And who cares about the looks of the cake when it all ends up in the same place, anyway?

I feel like Steve cares a lot about ingredients because there’s so much in there that he didn’t grow up with! All the new preservatives aren’t enough to permanently affect him, but they definitely make him feel weird for a few seconds with every bite.

You know Jake had the Alexa on the second you walked in with the boxes of cake mix. He’s dancing around the kitchen, singing into a whisk while you’re chasing him because the batter needs mixed somehow. Colin has broken out the guitar. Who knew he could play country folk?

Johnny does more than lick the spoon, something tells me he’s dipping a whole finger in, then baking it with some controlled heat when he pulls out a little swab of batter, because “quality control is important, babe.” Lloyd has taken to ‘accidentally’ splattering batter on you, just to salaciously lick it off. And ofc there are a few jokes thrown in there about “saving it for later” when the batter gets stuck in the ‘stache.

Frank!! That man can never catch a break, but he never really wants to, either. Maybe he can tucker the cats out and have Mary help him make the frosting while you finish the cake.

And Cole! Poor little accident-prone baby. He knows the dangers of not just raw eggs, but raw flour!! The cake has been abandoned while it cools. You’re now laying on the couch with him, giving tummy pats

….no Curtis?🥺 did you take him for the day? I get it 😔

I FORGOT CURTIS??? my mind 😔 he takes over when i get overwhelmed and cry over lumps in the batter 🥺 "it's not ruined, you did a good job. it's okay."

steve doesnt trust monsucc... monogluci... soy lecithin? 🤨 johnny tries to make you eat his fingys and colin is still wailing on that guitar (country colin?) 🤭 cole: "they're good eggs, the chickens are good girls 😭"

CHRIS EVANS Assemble For Democracy

I neko atsume'd the new boop cats

"What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

Autumn is the time to write cozy fics <3

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