Baddy On The Floor By Jamie xx, Honey Dijon From the album In Waves
JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac
don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.
Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!
now you know who you are messing with
@bovineblogger (yes I know deer aren't bovines but come on. Look at that face.)
im sure the wonderful pudu could .... get an exemption .
if i had a nickel for every time an aspiring swimmer who faced a career-ending injury fell in love with his neighbour, i would have two nickels. which isn’t alot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
This is evil genius (complimentary) shit.
Youtuber RTgame put out a video titled "The Minecraft Movie Looks Bad: Is Minecraft Story Mode Worse?" and then used A/B testing to change the thumbnail to say either Yes or No, and just watched the comments tear each other to bits.
History loves to repeat itself
US President Laughing Skull, when pressed for comment, responded predictably
Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration
The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror.
can people reblog and make a tumblr education explanation about:
- horse plinko
- vanilla extract
- goncharov
- any tumblr culture that needs to be known
oh sure
- horse plinko is actually an old YouTube video of animation testing in which a horse falls down a plinko. many different versions of the plinko were made after that, the one with fire below, spikes, sideways plinko, horseless plinko, pov you’re the horse plinko
the joke is just that the horse is trapped in the plinko
- vanilla extract is from the let’s bake a cake poll. someone made a poll with ingredients for a cake and people would vote for what they wanted to add. vanilla extract won by a landslide. it then started being used as a poll option similarly to “I just want to see the results”
- goncharov is a fake movie from a knock off boot. the boot had written on it “goncharov by martin scorsese”. someone made a movie poster for this fake movie and the rest of tumblr created a fandom for the fake movie in which we pretend it’s real
- any tumblr culture that needs to be known is too vague so I’m just gonna explain the ones that were in the tags
- live slug reaction is from the star wars movie, people were talking about how disney keeps trying to appease both the gays and the phobes by having queer characters that can be easily taken away or ignored. in the movie two unnamed women kiss, and in the background there’s an alien slug thing looking not too amused?? so it’s face is used as live slug reaction
- I like your shoelaces is from an old tumblr post about trying to identify tumblrinas irl, about having some kind of code to verify their identity??? the suggested code was “I like your shoelaces” because it sounds nice enough for you to not weird people out but its specific enough that anyone that knows will get it.
the correct answer to I like your shoelaces is “thanks, I stole them from the president”
- destiel. not sure how to explain this?? it’s a supernatural ship. supernatural had like fifteen seasons so I cannot explain all of it but basically they were queer coded as hell, kept having romantic tension and parallels to actual couples, but the show really didn’t like it, tried to kill one of the characters, had to bring him back, made a whole episode making fun of fans, and in the finale, one of the characters confesses his love to the other, which immediately kills him.
since hell is canon in supernatural and people have died and come back before, they had to make up a way for him to die forever, which is the source of the term “superhell”.
the confession scene is the origin of the destiel news meme format
this is incredible a+ knowledge nowhere else on the internet can you find this
Fish me, dealer.