Babygirl was supposed to be called Chibi but when I got her she had such a traumatized look on her face that I just had to name her Dazai.

She's sooooo big now😭😭😭😭😭🥲🥲

The Wayne spectrum has two ends: Sugar baby or sugar daddy. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

an attempt at brotherly bonding

Reached out to a biologist to request some info about an extinct species of freshwater shrimp and the email she sent in response was not only lovely and helpful but also kind of poetry to me? People who study invertebrates are actually the most hopeful and compassionate scientists that we have.

Going back to my tumblr roots🎃👻

tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

Danny phantom is trending on Twitter right now because KSI called him ben 10 oh my god my life is not real

MORE BATFAM TWITTER BULLSHIT

< check out the ao3 if you’re interested wink wink cough tear >

I half expected a “I was dead when you were 14” from Jason tbh

we had ONE JOB

To all Americans out there:

glad to see those spreading the truth

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

did you just fucking have this

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

Adding @marcholasmoth 's tags because that is legitimately a fun fact

That context definitely puts a new spin on the phrase, though. Like, that's not expressing a normal kind of happy. That's expressing "I'm not currently experiencing gut churning legitimate fear for my life, which is nice"

I feel so called out