Declassified

Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column. Inside a planning meeting for the Paris Olympics, sometime in late 2017… Marketing: “Hey guys, I’ve got this great idea! …

Maximilian Krah was the only person making an effort, and now he’s no longer campaigning in the EU election.

Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column. Pour yourself a glass of something chilled, put your feet up, and prepare to dive into a book by one …

Critics hate your musical? Just blame leaving the EU.

Trump still hates Paris and London shocker!

Another fantastic week for the weird and wonderful world that is Belgium.

Got some right-wingers? Got a venue? Let the games begin!

Turkey’s cosmetic clinics are getting into trouble for their advertising practices.

President of southern African country wants to offload elephants to Germany. Bring it on!

The former Italian PM’s old mansions are getting new leases of life. Time for King MAGA to get involved.

There’s been some unwelcome intrusion into Charles, Kate and Harry’s lives.

It’s been a week of apologies, defections and bad language in the UK.

German defense forces have had what can be charitably described as a challenging time of late.

At last, someone is standing up for the cat abductors!

The former US president has launched a cologne and some sneakers. Lucky us.

All of Europe’s ills would be solved if the world’s biggest pop star decides to speak out.

Your mask might protect you, but not from Pablo Escobar’s dangerous wild animals.

UK Tories have been told that beards are a turnoff for voters.

Should we expect something approaching decent timekeeping from the great and good?

Portraying print journalism or online journalism on TV is difficult, and often way off the mark.

In shock news … you’ll face arrest if you try and throw shit on people on their way to work.

War, incompetence and sex: That was 2023.

Dolphins have thumbs and dogs are making inroads in the European Parliament!