Something's got to give
This girl has got me losing sleep
I'm staring at the ceiling
Masturbating, counting sheep
Every time we talk, I'm tongue-tied
We barely speak
I hit her phone
And hope that I don't come off like a creep
I'm catching feels
This shit don't really happen, bro
She ain't a ho
Her friends are saying, "take it slow"
My friends are looking at me like
You've got to make it known
That you're the man and
You can give it to her, make her moan
I ain't a ho, but I see her in person
And swear she glows, and I can't even take it
My knees get weak, my eyes look down
Sweat on my brows and I sit down
Just to catch my breath and try to focus
I'm sick and tired of all the wasted opportunities
And movie screens
I want to look at her, a queen
I know I don't have much to say
But I can do her things
And make her mountains into molehills
No more suffering
When she's with me
She knows she's getting honesty
And honestly
The dick is bigger than it seems on phone screens
And anyway
F*ck all of this technology
I'm trying to get you better things
Monogamy with no monotony
And property
Monopoly with no more robbing people
Properly
Eating lobster with no talk of fees
It's all on me
And she's looking at me like, "obviously"
She's all on me
And I'm looking at her like, obviously
Something's got to give
This girl has got me losing sleep
I'm staring at the ceiling
Masturbating, counting sheep
Every time we talk, I'm tongue-tied
We barely speak
I hit her phone
And hope that I don't come off like a creep
I'm catching feels
This shit don't really happen to me
She ain't a ho
Her friends are sitting, laughing at me
My friends are looking at me, like
You've got to make it known
That you're the man and
You can take it to her nice and slow