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https://lnkd.in/dSveSNSa LinkedIn & Tarian's  Freight FarmsAeroFarms, Plenty® Byte Bars, BEETxBEET, Nuria Beauty, nutpods, OSEA Malibu, Bobo's, Nourish Mantra®, Lotus Foods, Naughty Cookie., ESW Beauty, Miyoko's Creamery, Vegetaryn, Tropicgyal Naturals, Core and Rind, Wanna Date. Peter Krawiec, Kristine Richardson. 'The Plant-Based Invasion' The year was 2030, and the world was in chaos. Climate change, pandemics, wars, and famines had ravaged the planet, and humanity was on the brink of collapse. The only hope for survival was a mysterious alien spaceship that had appeared in the sky a few months ago. The spaceship had broadcasted a message to the world, saying that it came from a planet called Tarian, and that it had a solution for all the problems of earth. The spaceship said that it was a plant-based service that offered catering, delivery, and consulting for people who wanted to enjoy healthy and delicious food. The spaceship said that it had a website called plantbased.cloud, where people could order their food online or by phone. The spaceship also said that it had a Facebook page and an Instagram account where it posted updates and photos of its dishes. The spaceship said that its slogan was “Stand under Tarian’s umbrella because the future is plantbased.cloud”. Many people were skeptical and suspicious of the spaceship, and some even tried to attack it or hack it. But the spaceship proved to be invulnerable and unhackable, and it also showed its benevolence by sending down free samples of its food to various locations around the world. The food was amazing, and it tasted like real meat, cheese, eggs, and dairy, but it was all made from plants. The food also had miraculous effects on the health and mood of the people who ate it. They felt more energetic, happier, and smarter than ever before. They also became more compassionate, peaceful, and cooperative with each other. The food also cured many diseases and ailments that had plagued humanity for centuries. Soon, millions of people became loyal customers and fans of Tarian’s at plantbased.cloud, and they ordered their food regularly. They also followed their social media accounts and praised their service. They also recommended their food to their friends and family, and even to their enemies. They also started to adopt a plant-based lifestyle, and they stopped eating or using any animal products. They also started to care more about the environment, and they reduced their carbon footprint and waste. The Tarian's®️ have landed! Stand under Tarian's®️ umbrella because the future is plantbased.cloud 👽 Video courtesy of Plant Based News. ...to see how the story ends go to comments..

The spaceship was pleased with the response of the people, and it decided to reveal its true purpose. It said that it was not just a plant-based service, but a plant-based invasion. It said that it had come to earth to make it completely plant-based, vegetarian, and vegan. It said that it had been secretly planting seeds in the soil, water, air, and even in the bodies of the people who ate its food. It said that these seeds would soon sprout and grow into plants that would cover the entire surface of the earth. It said that these plants would produce oxygen, food, medicine, and energy for the people, but they would also consume all the animal life on the planet. It said that this was the only way to save earth from destruction, and to create a utopia for humanity. The spaceship said that it had already activated the seeds, and that they would start to grow in a matter of hours. It said that there was no way to stop them or reverse them. It said that this was the final stage of its plan, and that it hoped that the people would accept it and embrace it.

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