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Co-Founder @ Medlock Partners | Legal Private Practice Talent Partner

🎄 Office Christmas Party Survival Guide 🎄 🌟 DO's: 1. **Jingle All the Way:** Rock that festive sweater like you're auditioning for the North Pole Fashion Show! 2. **Spread Cheer, Not Gossip:** Compliment the decorations, not your coworker's questionable fashion choices. 3. **Dance Floor Diplomacy:** Break out those dance moves, but avoid interpretive dance unless you're sure your boss is a fan. 4. **Mingle Mingle:** Chat with everyone, not just your desk neighbor. Santa's watching, and so is HR. 🙅♂️ DON'Ts: 1. **Mistletoe Missteps:** Keep it classy, folks. The mistletoe isn't a license for awkward advances. 2. **Office Karaoke Oblivion:** Think twice before attempting that Mariah Carey high note. It's harder than it looks. 3. **Reindeer Games Gone Wrong:** Save the pranks for April Fools. Turning the boss's chair into a sleigh might not be well-received. 4. **Elf on the Shelf Shenanigans:** Remember, colleagues are not action figures. No posing them in compromising positions. Remember, it's the season to be jolly, not the season to be on your boss's naughty list! Happy Holidays, office elves! 🎅🤶 #OfficePartyDosAndDonts #TisTheSeasonToBeSmart

Dave Kissack

Divisional Director - Medlock Partners (Specialist in Senior Finance Appointments)

9mo

Come 8pm next week, you will have your tie wrapped round your head singing "Your the best" by Tina Turner!! 💪

Arthur Papworth

Marketing Manager @ HM Staffing | 💻 Elevating Both Personal and Business Brands | Personal Branding Manager for LinkedIn Top Voices | Generating Leads Through Content

9mo

Number 2 on the don'ts is a MUST! This should be plastered everywhere, we don't want any broken windows or glasses when people attempt that high note 😂😂

Amy Wood

Recruitment and Talent Acquisition Specialist at Ceptre

8mo

I'm glad the worm didn't make the naughty list.. its a Christmas classic for me 😂

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Sarah Shaw

Head of People & Talent @ Hofy | Assoc CIPD |

9mo

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