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FEBRUARY 2ND Groundhog Day, or February 2nd, is the day when woodchucks tell Canadians what awaits them in the months till the official start of Spring. Will it be a long winter or a short winter — as if waiting until early February wasn’t long enough. How long is that groundhog’s shadow? Legend has it that, on February 2nd, if the groundhog emerges from its burrow, sees its shadow and then returns, winter will last for another six weeks. If it doesn’t see its shadow, winter will be shorter. Wiarton Willie, is another of Canada’s most well-known groundhogs, who, along with his successors (each named Willie), has been making prognostications since 1999. While waiting for the prediction on February' 2nd, here are a few seasonal jokes: How does Punxsutawney Phil greet his parents? With hogs and kisses. Does anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke? I keep hearing the same one over and over again. What is a groundhog’s favorite drink? Hole milk. Why is it annoying to watch TV with a groundhog? They hog the remote. What does Punxsutawney Phil use to clean his laundry? Hogwash. Why are woodchucks such bad drivers? Because they hog the road. How do groundhogs approach wellness? Hole-istically. How do you stop a woodchuck from digging holes? Hog-tie it. What do you call a groundhog in the middle of a tennis court? Annette. Which animal takes up the most square feet? A groundhog. Where does Punxsutawney Phil see his doctor? The hog-spital. How does the groundhog know when to look for his shadow? They tell him to gopher it. Happy Groundhog Day! Susan Tan Senior Protection #groundhogday https://lnkd.in/e34WNJGv

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We live in a Carspiracy and don’t even know how biased our views get, once we include the car into our conversation. #motonormativity Have a look at this eye opening piece from GCN, collecting some insights from current city planning and psychology. Before we can start changing our #mobility behavior we need to accept that there is a problem and it’s needs to be understood by policy makers and city planners. Positive impact will come from changes to the infrastructure. “You’ve got to build it before the behavior comes.” Check out this short video 👇🏼

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FEBRUARY 2ND Groundhog Day, or February 2nd, is the day when woodchucks tell Canadians what awaits them in the months till the official start of Spring. Will it be a long winter or a short winter — as if waiting until early February wasn’t long enough. How long is that groundhog’s shadow? Legend has it that, on February 2nd, if the groundhog emerges from its burrow, sees its shadow and then returns, winter will last for another six weeks. If it doesn’t see its shadow, winter will be shorter. Wiarton Willie, is another of Canada’s most well-known groundhogs, who, along with his successors (each named Willie), has been making prognostications since 1999. While waiting for the prediction on February' 2nd, here are a few seasonal jokes: How does Punxsutawney Phil greet his parents? With hogs and kisses. Does anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke? I keep hearing the same one over and over again. What is a groundhog’s favorite drink? Hole milk. Why is it annoying to watch TV with a groundhog? They hog the remote. What does Punxsutawney Phil use to clean his laundry? Hogwash. Why are woodchucks such bad drivers? Because they hog the road. How do groundhogs approach wellness? Hole-istically. How do you stop a woodchuck from digging holes? Hog-tie it. What do you call a groundhog in the middle of a tennis court? Annette. Which animal takes up the most square feet? A groundhog. Where does Punxsutawney Phil see his doctor? The hog-spital. How does the groundhog know when to look for his shadow? They tell him to gopher it. Happy Groundhog Day! Susan Tan Senior Protection #groundhogday https://lnkd.in/e34WNJGv

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Rat vs. Mouse: Who takes the crown as the ultimate house intruder? Rats and house mice, two notorious house invaders, but who reigns supreme? Let's dive into the world of these tiny creatures and see how they stack up against each other! Rats, the larger and more intelligent of the two, are known for their agility and cunning ways. With their long tails and sharp teeth, they can wreak havoc in no time! On the other hand, house mice, though smaller in size, are incredibly adaptable and can squeeze through the tiniest of openings. Read more at https://lnkd.in/gfuyfT7r

☘️ Let's get it right this year! 🍀 3 leaves = Shamrock 4 leaves = Four Leaved Clover (I mean, it's in the name!) Also out this week is my newsletter so please sign up for that! Link in comments #stpatricksday #motion #cloverisntshamrock

8 Best Train Rides to Enjoy Fall Colors https://lnkd.in/gBb6uD2b I was born in Ohio, but my family moved to California because we had kin here since the 1800's when my people built the railroads followed by the Chinese Theatre in the early 1900's. With the profit from that additional film theaters, film studios, & TV studios were built. That's called capitalism. My people had built America from the ground up brick by brick ever since, a part of the Masons, that's a part of the Illuminati for construction as opposed to dark tares synonymous with illegal drug trafficking, arms trafficking, & war profiteering since the 80's drive-by shooting days. And since so many dark tares are black Muslims like Al Quida Jinx, they had been supplying enemy Muslims arms since Desert Storm, Black Hawk Down, War in Afghanistan, all the wars in Iraq, record number of wars under Dem Obama including record number of wars in Africa that cursed Africa with covid (that killed 1M+ in the US, 6.5M+ globally, & infected 21M+ globally). & most recently Hamas that killed 1,200+ Jews in Israel. I was an 8 year old prodigy preacher in 78, same year I won a GE (owns NBC Universal Peacock) science contest that got me flown to Disneyworld (owns ABC, CBS, FOX, Fox films, Lucas films, Marvel films, Pixar films, & Blue Sky films) followed by Hawaii. So yes, I initiated China being the largest owner of GE & Disney (which is why there are 3 Disneys in China, which is important because during the Dem led lockdowns the 2 Disneys in the US were closed but China kept their 3 open saving Disney & all companies Disney owns) account back in 78, 46 years ago. So TV idiots claiming I'm a kid are obvious liars. No, their largest owner is not a kid. With the profit from all that, China now owns 5000+ US companies that employ 5,000,000+ US workers making China the 2nd most capitalist nation under America. Those claiming China is communist or Korean are obviously evil liars trying to trick America into WW3 with China & Korea! Luckily, China is not stupid, like I mentioned before in 2004 I made $3.4T for the US Treasury thanks to Japan investing $1.4T in US T bonds & China investing $2T in US T bonds. Totally, if you can add, that's $3.4T. I kept zero of it, it all went to the US Treasury making me the primary owner of all US workers since 2004 & giving me federal executive power to set US federal bounties especially upon stupid racist traitor TV idiots claiming I'm many foreign nations all know I'm not; they're worth $200B US federal bounty ended to prevent WW3. What did these TV idiots think would happen when they slurred against their largest owner when they should've figured it out when I warned them they would get $5000 FCC fines for using anti-Asian & anti-tech slurs!

You know what they say - life is like a tapestry, except not the creepy ones with faces that stare deep into your soul. We’re talking about a beautiful, vibrant tapestry that tells the stories of our lives - the good, the bad, and the ugly. But here’s the thing - we often forget to add the thread that talks about what happens when we’re no longer around. I get it, no one wants to think about death (except for maybe emo teenagers in the 2000s), but let me be real with you - having an estate plan is essential. Trust me, you don’t want your loved ones to end up with nothing but your pile of dusty old VHS tapes. So, let's skip the small talk and talk about what could happen if you don't have an estate plan in place. Check out our latest blog post and get ready to feel like the responsible adult you always thought you’d grow up to be. https://lnkd.in/gbSGaxWU #onlineestateplanning #trustlawyersnearme #estateplanningattorney #willlawyersnearme #estateplanningnearme #nevadawillattorney #nevadatrustattorney #Nevadaseniors #estateplan