I am hiring for a huge role!!!
I’m looking for someone to help continue to tell this incredible Richard "hashtag AD" Cook story.
I am looking for my next Personal Brand Manager. This role is not just a job; it's an exciting adventure where you'll play a pivotal role in shaping my personal brand’s online presence and storytelling & telling the Richard Cook story.
What you can expect:
✈️ Travel: you will go as far as the Sainsbury's down the road to fetch me Oreo 'double stuff' cookies as and when I fancy them.
🪟 Window cleaning: my windows are dirty - could you give them a quick once over? ta.
📸 Photography: I need a constant stream of photographs being taken of me, so that I know what the back of my head looks like.
🎥 Videography: we're gonna remake 'The Wizard of Oz' so that all of the characters are played by dogs EXCEPT for Toto - who will be played by Willem Dafoe
🤹 Juggling: throwing stuff up and catching it again is a HUGE part of this job, bordering on 80-90%. You should know why.
📲 Social Content Creation: let's livestream a turnip. why not? only god can judge us.
👍 Giving me a solid thumbs up: I have low self-confidence and I really get a kick of someone just giving me a thumbs up and a smile. Throwing in "you got this, big man" will earn you an annual bonus.
🌐 Strategy Development: I don't know what strategy is, and this point I'm too afraid to ask.
🌭 Sausages: hot, fresh, and delivered on-time.
📊 Analytics and Reporting: it's all about the numbers, baby! your job will be to come up with the biggest number you can think of. If I can think of a bigger one, you're fired.
👥 Community Engagement: mostly children's birthday parties.
🎷 Saxophone: alto preferred, but tenor acceptable. Don't bother applying if you play baritone.
If this sounds like something that excites you then please let me know!
I HAVE ATTACHED A PHOTO OF ME WITH A BREADBOARD FOR SCALE, SO YOU KNOW MY APPROXIMATE DIMENSIONS.
I'm looking forward to seeing these applications! 🙌
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