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People are always asking me how I maintain such a positive attitude in the workplace. Here is how: - My workplace is a crawl space between floors in my building. - Nobody knows about the crawl space except for one other guy but I've never seen his face because he is always facing away from me. - Even when I crawl to the other side of the other guy he is still somehow facing away from me. - I choose the snacks that go in the workplace and I never complain about the snacks I choose because they suit me just fine. - The other guy might be a bunch of possums in an old coat. - The work I am doing in my workplace is for MY EYES ONLY. - Once I got stuck in my workplace for a whole long weekend because I forgot which hole was the entrance/exit hole and I ended up stuck in the walls. - Productivity is up 100%!!! Hope this helps! Don't forget to give me a job in the comments below!

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