Sex in Dangerous Places

Paul Thomas usually employed top screenwriters for his movies but this is a clunky one he wrote himself, and it shows. A dumb story about a couple that per the title wants to spice up their sex life is sloppy and stupid.

Several key characters, such as the heroine's parents and Rick Savage in a full sex scene with an equally uncredited brunette in a bathroom are missing from the credits. Similarly, there's a stalled elevator threesome scene and the stud (Rocky Dilorenzo) goes uncredited too.

Basically, the couple, Barbara Dare and Jerry Butler, mainly fantasize about having sex in public. Show begins messily with them humping during the opening credits and then Jerry has her masturbate and do a striptease for some voyeur looking in through their window. Thus begins a hopelessly pointless show.

When they ponder about having sex in a movie theater and instead suggest doing it in the orchestra seats at the opera, PT stages them humping in a bathroom as opera music plays on the soundtrack as if the bathroom was located at the opera. They encounter Rick Savage and the unknown girl humping in the next stall and get off watching them go at it.

Dare is stuck on an elevator and has lesbian sex with newcomer April West (billed as "introducing Jennifer Mills") with the muscular stud Rocky Dilorenzo.

Dumbest scene has Jerry on a graffiti-covered subway car (shown as an elevated train actually) trying to proposition Lynn LeMay who is carrying a couple of cantaloupes -you get the low-brow joke coming a mile away. For no reason, he fantasizes all the other passengers suddenly wearing scary masks as he humps Lynn, who has smallish breasts here, a far cry from her overdone implants of later roles.

Visiting her parents, we listen to mom & pop talk of their exploit having sex in public when they were young, but neither one of them gets a screen credit. And the fat old actor (or crew member?) playing her dad also fills in twice more: another guy in the opera house bathroom and as the hairdresser for Dare when she has sex after hours in his salon with the busty manicurist Stephanie Rage.

If PT had left his own credits off this junker, I would have guessed it was the work of one of porn's many untalented hacks.