- Bob: Hi, I'm Bob Dogman.
- Steve Beauchamp: [whispered] Bob Dogman?
- Marty DePolo: Hey, it was either that, or Fred Buttsniffer.
- Bob: Nice couch!
- Judy Beauchamp: Yeah. But the dog tore it up. We're thinking of having him fixed.
- Bob: [desperately] Oh, he'll be good from now on!
- Steve Beauchamp: You've got class, Bob!
- [sees Bob in toilet stall]
- Steve Beauchamp: Don't drink out of the toilet!
- Marty DePolo: Can your boyfriend do - THIS?
- [zaps up flowers]
- Sabrina Spellman: No, but he's on the football team.
- Marty DePolo: Oh.
- [throws away flowers]
- Salem Saberhagen: Hey foxy mama! How'd you find me?
- Sabrina Spellman: Through your credit card records. It's not very often someone buys a thousand dollar disco catsuit.
- Salem Saberhagen: Just me and Eartha Kitt!