Worst of All Time
Films I've rated at 1/10.
These movies are not sources of humour, they're just bad all-round and best avoided. In a rough order although the first 8 on the list are all equally awful.
See also:
Abysmal Movies - 2/10
Terrible Movies - 3/10
And:
Bad but Good
Well-Rated, but I Hated!
These movies are not sources of humour, they're just bad all-round and best avoided. In a rough order although the first 8 on the list are all equally awful.
See also:
Abysmal Movies - 2/10
Terrible Movies - 3/10
And:
Bad but Good
Well-Rated, but I Hated!
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- DirectorAlain PayetJesús FrancoStarsAnalía IvarsWilliam BergerAntonio MayansA woman, raised by an Amazon tribe after they killed her parents, seeks revenge on the tribe for their deaths by joining an expedition looking for the tribe's secret golden temple.AKA: Golden Temple Amazons
I rewatched this recently just to be sure and it truly is the most lazy and incompetent film I've ever seen. Example: It's set in South America; to set the scene stock footage of Africa is used. Abhorrent. - DirectorCecily FayStarsCecily FayJoelle SimpsonCheryl BurnistonSet on the planet Draiga, this steampunk action film features world-class female martial artists and follows Azura as she tries save her dying race.A script so bad it has to be heard to be believed. It also doesn't help that there isn't a single decent actor present in the entire production: Writer/Director/Star included.
"Deluded" I think is the word. - DirectorSean DonohueStarsKrystal Pixie AdamsAmethist YoungBailey PaigeThere is no heaven without a hell..Softcore gore porn; there's no plot or film-making talent on show. If you like seeing raw meat cut up and women with bad teeth then maybe there's something for you here. Everyone else: Avoid.
- DirectorNico MastorakisStarsRobert CasoKevin SchonCourtney GibbsTwo friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.No one told the writers that a comedy is supposed to be funny and not to just rely on homophobia and racism.
- DirectorCybil RichardsStarsDru BerrymoreChelsea BlueMaya DivineEarth is no place for virgins. The Virgin Hunters are back in the latest installment of the hit series that keeps - going.A movie made by people who were too chicken to make porn. Except the plots of porn films tie together better than this does. Pathetic.
- DirectorGary PilandStarsCarmen AnelloMatt BridenCisco CarmargoIn the future there will be beautiful girls, strong men and - ZOMBIES. What could possibly go wrong?It's exactly what the title says it is: A beauty pageant for zombies (with no blood or injuries). It's portrayed as a fake documentary and seems to take place in its entirity in a school gymnasium.
And Carmen Anello's attempt at an English accent has to be heard to be believed. The fact that no one acknowledged that she couldn't do it and would be better off not attempting it at all says a lot about the direction quality. - DirectorJames NguyenStarsAlan BaghWhitney MooreTippi HedrenA horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. As the death toll rises, two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?Half of the runtime is spent on character-building for utterly dull characters. And then what happens at 47mins is hard to describe.
- DirectorJonathan StraitonStarsTrey HarrisonRebecca C. KasekWayne W. JohnsonTeenage friends out for beach week get unexpectedly detoured to a isolated motel where a deadly STD virus now runs rampant, turning those infected into the living dead.A movie made by college idiots apparently obsessed with necrophilia, peeing and bloodied condoms.
- DirectorJason GerbayStarsLexy LexingtonJason GerbayKody SwensenWhen Roger and Stacey moved into their new home, they never expected the company to be anything other than themselves.Jason Gerbay's legacy: A really boring movie that he himself filmed, wrote, directed, edited, produced and starred in. Fun fact: He's crap at all of those things.
- DirectorJonathan GormanThomas Edward SeymourStarsDebbie RochonRachael RobbinsThomas Edward SeymourA group women decide to raise money and by donning bikinis for a car wash. But a maniac chef is prowling about to get a cut of the action.The dudes are divots, the women are plain, the cars are rubbish, the script is terrible, the plot is made up on the spot and the music is awful. This movie fails at everything it tries to be, I implore you not to waste your time.
- DirectorAaron SeltzerJason FriedbergStarsAlyson HanniganAdam CampbellFred WillardSpoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father.Only the writer would find any of this crap funny. I hope Hannigan got a heckton of money for doing this otherwise she should be ashamed of herself for agreeing to star.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsCarmen ElectraVanessa LacheyNicole ParkerOver the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.Can't remember any of it, don't want to revisit it to see if it is worse than Date Movie. Total waste of time regardless.
- DirectorLou VockellStarsCandy DollMonique GabrielleAddie MortonA TV repairman / mad scientist creates a device that transports him to another world where women have banished men to a forbidden zone and taken apes as their love slaves.I'm confident this is the worst film Julie Strain's ever appeared in.
- DirectorJim WynorskiStarsJulie K. SmithShauna O'BrienSeana RyanThe third installment of the "adult" spoof of the Blair Witch Project.As crappy as you can imagine a film of this type being. No plot, awful production, terrible script, useless acting and doesn't even spoof the material that inspired its name.
- DirectorJesús FrancoStarsMichelle BauerLina RomayAnalía IvarsMoira Frankenstein, the grand-daughter of noted mad scientist Dr. Frankenstein, has become obsessed with the work of her ancestor and she decides to pick up the family business where he left off.Plot: You're supposed to have one.
- DirectorAlfonso CoronaStarsJohn Allen NelsonCarla HerdTerri TreasThe third thrilling saga of Deathstalker pits him against the evil wizard and ruler of the Southland, Troxartes, and his band of undead warriors.
- DirectorBill ZebubStarsJackie StevensBrian Joseph GleitzCarl WilliamsonA sadistic serial rapist locks a helpless young hitch-hiker in his basement and starts to perform hideous acts of humiliation, torture, and psychological punishment on her frail body. Will she ever be the same, after breaking her will?A guy and his gf try some Roleplay, film it and then call it a movie. That's not the plot btw, that's just what's happening here.
- DirectorVince OfferStarsBarbara SnellenburgRebekah ChaneyGloria SperlingA series of comedic short films guaranteed to offend.The writers reckon it's offensive, they also reckon they're funny. They're drastically wrong on both counts.
- DirectorDavid DillehuntBryan KasikStarsDavid DillehuntBryan KasikAbrill MacbethA sketch-comedy film unlike any other. With the use of bizarre and hysterical situations, our cast of characters proceed from one sketch to another, following a single thread that flows between them.A collection of random sketches written, filmed and starring a talentless quartet.
- DirectorJeff ConawayStarsJessica HahnMaureen FlahertyMelinda ArmstrongA sexy pair of sisters learn about life and being a good person when they take in a homeless man hit by their rich dad's limo. Much to his annoyance, they try helping even more people as he puts a plan into action to stop things.I've tried on four separate occassions to get through this one and the best I've ever managed is 44mins of it before getting bored, falling asleep or having the overwhelming urge to go do something else. I think it's fair to say on this basis it must be one of the worst!
- DirectorAlvaro PasseriStarsTony DomeniciCarlo BonSharon MarinoWhen five teenagers embark on a boating trip, they stumble on an abandoned yacht in the midst of a storm. Unbeknownst to them, there are also ferocious mutated prehistoric fish running amok on the yacht.I wish i'd given up on this one halfway through!
- DirectorConstantin WernerStarsHaim AbramskyBeth GondekKen CypertJoey snaps when his girlfriend Laura dies. He takes her corpse from New York City to West Virginia. As she decomposes, he slips further into madness.Pretentious and boring.
- DirectorCybil RichardsStarsAmber NewmanDru BerrymoreJerry BanksThe Hunt is On in the Year 2099 in This Sequel to the Mega-hit Scifi Sex Romp, Virgin Hunters! Unsatisfied by Her Lex 500 Sex Robot, Mega-conglomerate Overlord and Supreme Commander of the World Alliance, Camella Swales, Has Banned All Forms of Sex. the Future is a Serene and Productive Place, But No One is Getting It On! the Government Has Laced the Food With Passion Suppressants, and the World is Full of Virgins. Enter the Alterrians: an Erotic Race of Virgin Hunting Sexual Predators. They've Come to Earth With One Thing On Their Minds, and They Won't Let a Worldwide Ban On Sex Stop Them from Enjoying Their Vacation. Teaming Up With Beth, Their Human Companion and Nymph in Training, the Virgin Hunters Set Out On an Orgasmic Mission of Galactic Proportions. Will They Overcome the Tepid Masses and Teach Humanity to Lust Again?Worse than porn-level acting with a next to non-existent plot. It pads out its length with excessive softcore scenes that feature not particularly attractive people. Pointless on every level.
- DirectorBill ZebubStarsScarlett StormErin BrownLydia LaelA girl finds herself on Sesame Street. After meeting a red puppet named elmo she embarks on a heart-wrenching journey exploring themes of family, depression and what it means to be human.The only amusing thing about this movie is the title.
- DirectorAnthony FankhauserStarsGary StretchCorin NemecVernon WellsA group of soldiers attempting to rescue a hostage from a terrorist crash land into unfamiliar jungles which are inhabited by a group of long hidden dinosaurs.AKA: Jurassic Attack