Democrats Exhume Abraham Lincoln to Replace Biden as Nominee
House Democrats discuss the possibility of nominating a new old candidate to replace Biden and save democracy. By J. C. Lanzer As public support for Biden plummets after … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Citing Supreme Court Ruling, Biden Owns Up to ‘Now Legal’ Assassination Attempt
On “Meet the Press,” Biden admits ordering an assassination attempt, and revealed more plans, saying “it’s all okay by the Supreme Court.” Appearing on last Sunday’s Meet the … Read more
Modern Drugs: How They Got Their Names
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous medical expert explains how many modern drugs got their names. Lord Sebastian Farting-Loude, head of the world famous Farting-Loude Clinic, … Read more
Trump Pushes Hard for Radical Changes to Medicare
Trump is pushing hard for radical changes to Medicare as part of his Project 2025, which he “knows nothing about.” Trump is pushing hard for radical changes to … Read more
Clarence Thomas Briefs Press on SCOTUS Accomplishments
As dictated by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Convening at The Stagger Inn in DC, Judge Thomas bragged about what he perceives as SCOTUS accomplishments. Breaking precedent, Associate … Read more
Trump Offers ‘Proof’ Migrants Getting all the ‘Black Jobs’
Migrants are swimming the Rio Grande, getting bused to the northeast, and taking all the “Black jobs,” including professorships. After Donald Trump proclaimed during his Presidential debate with … Read more
Donald Trump Furious Over Force Feeding Him Country Music at Rallies
At one rally, Trump was seen holding his fingers in his ears and screaming “La la la, La la la, I’m not listening.”
SCOTUS Resurrects Bump Stocks
“Lumpy” Thomas comes through for gun lovers by voting to legalize bump stocks. In a departure for the Supreme Court, justices met with members of the press at … Read more
RFK Jr. Accuses RFK Jr. of Being a CIA Operative
“The only way I could explain his madness is that he’s a CIA operative,” says RFK Jr. about himself. By J. C. Lanzer Earlier today, presidential candidate Robert … Read more
Trump to Stage Death, Christ-Like Resurrection
Bannon didn’t think it would be much of a stretch to have the boss fake his own death and miraculously be resurrected three days later.
