In Wake of Latest Assassination Attempt, GOP Leaders Vow to Change Laws
Cries to revamp gun laws have arisen from both Trump and DeSantis in wake of second assassination attempt. On July 1, 2023, Florida became the 26th U.S. state … Read more
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JD Vance: School Shootings a ‘Fact of Life’
Trump’s running mate told supporters that school shootings were a “fact of life” and that “there’s nothing we can do about it.” Addressing a meeting of the Phoenix … Read more
SCOTUS Resurrects Bump Stocks
“Lumpy” Thomas comes through for gun lovers by voting to legalize bump stocks. In a departure for the Supreme Court, justices met with members of the press at … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Announces Run for the Presidency
Georgia rep Marjorie Taylor Greene: VP isn’t good enough, announces own run for the presidency. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA) appears to have supplanted her role as … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Merrick Garland and Yosemite Sam
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Attorney General Merrick Garland and Yosemite Sam. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Texas Governor: Arm Schoolchildren from Kindergarten on Up
“The only way to deal with a mad teenager brandishing an AR-15,” says Gov. Greg Abbott, “is another mad teenager brandishing an AR-15.” HOUSTON, TX — Texas Governor … Read more
Republic of Schlongho Becomes First Nation to Arm Citizens Traveling to U.S.
Country becomes first to arm citizens who plan to travel to the ultra-violent US, in hopes they can survive and return to their homeland. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian … Read more
NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics
New NRA propaganda campaign’s code name is “Bloodless Coup.” The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked … Read more
NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner
Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local … Read more
Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares
Republicans shock a weary nation with an unexpected turnaround on guns! In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today, President Select Trump offered new and unexpected … Read more
