Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’

Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache

Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more

Taiwan and China Match Wits in Vegetable-Eating Contest

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Taiwan and China Match Wits in Vegetable-Eating Contest

Revered vegetable-eating superstars sent to “thrilling” competition between Taiwan and China. A popular Chinese saying goes: “The surly turd gets the bean curd.” While it is not exactly … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Unqualified Immunity

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Unqualified Immunity

Donald Trump should be given unqualified immunity from the presidency. Trump vows to get even if it destroys the country. Republicans refuse to step on lunatic attack toes. … Read more

Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall

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Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall

Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception

“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s Marionette-Worth

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s Marionette-Worth

Trump’s marionette-worth is highly valued by Putin. Republicans keep Russian around with disinformation. MAGA dissents into calami-TEA. Democracy isn’t broken, it’s being held hostage. Hate never made anything … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Orange Squeal

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Orange Squeal

What do you get when you combine cowardly-yellow with hate-red? Orange squeal! Our political landscape is being poisoned by agent orange. A guilty party leads the guile-tea party. … Read more

Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump

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Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump

Ex-Congresswoman wants to waterboard Trump to ‘get at the truth’ about January 6th. In a less-publicized section of Liz Cheney’s tell-all expose “Oath and Honor,” the former US … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Thugly American

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Thugly American

“Make me look bad and I’ll  get thugly,” Trump warns. The mad hater held a tea party with malice in plunder-land. MAGA: Trump‘s personal safe-tea network. If hating … Read more

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