32 of The Most Ridiculous, Outrageous, and Downright Confusing Celebrity Tattoos

Yes, Kendall Jenner got her "meow" lip tattoo inked while drunk — and admitted it wasn’t a great idea. She told Ellen DeGeneres, "There’s no real meaning behind it, I just wanted to be able to say that I have a tattoo on my face!"

OK, so Zayn Malik has a lot of tattoos happening, and there's (unfortunate) stories behind many of them. The eyes you see front and center between his pecs there are his ex-girlfriend got Gigi Hadid’s — and everyone knows how that relationship turned out. Hint: not great.

Malik also used to have a cartoonish tattoo of his ex-fiancé Perrie Edwards on his bicep, but covered it up with what looks to be a dark galaxy after he started dating Hadid.

Rihanna's camo shark ink is apparently a token of her and Drake's relationship — and the time when he took her to an aquarium in Toronto where he bought her a stuffed shark. Drake also has the same tattoo on the inside of his arm. What a couple of love sharks.

Drake, meanwhile, has a cologne bottle inked on his shoulder — sadly it's not a scratch and sniff piece. It also happens to be a play on his old Twitter handle, @drakkardnoir. Talk about creative branding.

Lana Del Rey got a tattoo that says "die young" on the side of her ring finger, which is, well, a very Lana Del Rey thing to tattoo. (Del Rey once said she wished she were dead already, because some of her favorite musicians died young.)

Remember the guy who played Jasper in Twilight? Well, he has a giant bottle of ketchup tattooed on his calf now. He told talk show host Wendy Williams all about his love for the condiment (and that his family used to make fun of his strange obsession, huh). At least he's embracing it now.

After Saoirse Ronan appeared in Ed Sheeran's "Galway Girl" music video, he decided to have her to tattoo the song title on his arm. That sounds like a great idea in theory, only Ronan is the ultimate prankster and spelled it wrong on purpose.

She said she thought it would be "funny and edgy if we misspelled girl and made it grill instead — we’re so clever," she later explained. Grill, haha! At least Sheeran might have a new business idea if this singing thing doesn't work out for him.

Sheeran's entire body is basically a giant tattoo, and he even has a lion tattoo on his chest, the Heinz logo on his arm (yes, another ketchup tat), and John Mayer gave him a "kool guy" tattoo when they went on the Late Late Show.

Blac Chyna's latest tattoo and her first Instagram showing it off are the definition of "DGAF." You could try to find some deeper meaning here, or just... accept it as the ALL CAPS cussword that it is.

Cara's Insta caption says it all: "my soul wrapped in bacon."

In a stroke of #astroteen genius, Nicole Richie had "virgin" tattooed on her wrist, but to symbolize her star sign thxm — she’s a Virgo. It's also a fitting tattoo since Virgos are known for their attention to detail, but sadly, they're also the butt of many jokes. She got the tattoo when she was 16, but has since called it "embarrassing and desperate."

Johnny Depp's knuckle knucklle attoo used to say "Slim," a nickname for his ex-wife Amber Heard. But then the two divorced after Heard accused him of domestic violence, and Depp changed the tattoo to say "Scum."

He also used to have a tattoo that said "Winona Forever," for his ex- fiancé, Winona Ryder, which he changed to say "Wino Forever" after they broke up.

Model Chanel Iman got this tattoo to remind herself — and forgetful designers — that she's a model. "You put clothes on a hanger, and you put clothes on a model," Iman said. "It represents being a model.” Clever.