Our 18 favourite country pubs in the UK and Ireland
There is but one reason for a country walk. And that is, of course, a UK country pub. The Dales may be dazzling, that coastal path pulchritudinous and the Broads simply divine. But without the prospect of a pint, I just can’t see the point. Because a good country pub in the UK is as much secular church as it is boozer, a place of well-oiled worship, not just a shelter from the storm (we’re in the British Isles, remember) but an institution dyed deep into the fabric of this green and pleasant land. A place for succour, good cheer and merry cliché, where damp socks are dried before glowing hearths, pints are forever foaming and summer evenings whiled away in the soft crepuscular gloom. They’re as quintessential as orderly queues, milky tea and a million ways with ‘sorry’. Proudly democratic too. All life is here. Lords and shepherdesses, bishops and knaves, farmers, travellers and fools. Whether it’s a pint and pickled egg at the bar, or the heady gastronomic heights of The Sportsman in Seasalter, this country has them all.
OK, so it’s not all hand-raised pork pies and artisan ales. That’s the joy. Sometimes, you crave two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. And rather than submit yourself to the tyranny of the tasting menu, scampi in a basket will do just fine. The nearest pub to my mother’s house, The George Inn in Lacock, may not have Michelin banging down their door. But give me a jar or three of Wadworth 6X, in front of that vast fire, and you’ll be hard pushed to prise me out. That said, I’ve been to a couple of places that make The Slaughtered Lamb in An American Werewolf in London (you know the one, deep in the Yorkshire moors, which goes deathly quiet when two fresh-faced Americans walk in) look positively friendly. The dark side of the Half Moon. So atmosphere is all-important, if not a smile of welcome then at least a nod. Plus good, well-kept beer, preferably local. Cider too. And there must be a place for the dogs.
Decent crisps are key. Extra points for scampi fries. And pork scratchings. Always pork scratchings. A fire too, especially for those dim, dark winter days. And while pounding house music may be a plus in certain city pubs, I prefer the sound of silence. As for food, it depends upon the mood. Sometimes, I want elegance and comfort, and serious, though un-mucked-about ingredients. Somewhere where you can taste the local bounty, cooked by someone who knows their way around the pans. The Wild Rabbit in Kingham, or The Fordwich Arms in Kent. At the other extreme is somewhere like Tucker’s Grave Inn in Somerset. Where there isn’t even a bar. Just some of the best cider you’ll ever taste. Because that’s the beautiful thing about the country boozer – it’s each to their own, with a place for every possible whim and desire.
The best country pubs in the UK and Ireland, as chosen by staff and friends of the magazine: