1. Everyone's parents opening up their computer browser, seeing this, and just saying "looks good to me":
2. Having a whole-ass desktop computer in your kitchen that the entire family used:
3. A seemingly endless amount of pictures of SpongeBob looking like this:
4. And like this:
5. Going into the grocery store and seeing tubes upon tubes of Shrek GoGurt:
6. Convincing people the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you're drinking a beer:
7. Every dad on the planet carrying around a little leather BDSM case for their flip-phone:
8. That absolutely terrifying Honeycomb mascot being shoved in our faces:
9. This particular type of floor being in every single fast food restaurant:
10. Watching full-length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars to make on an iPod with a two-inch screen:
11. Constantly quoting that one Bill O'Reilly video wherein he swears:
12. Every single corporate logo looking like this:
13. Everyone having these purses that pretty much immediately came apart:
14. This commercial, which was basically a fever dream:
15. A Shrek phone? A SHREK phone? A Shrek phone:
16. Literally every single person on Earth thinking that talking baby in the E-Trade commercials was the funniest thing they had ever seen:
17. Just throwing an incredibly random tie with every single outfit:
18. U2 just being everywhere you looked:
19. Constantly harassing everyone on Facebook with, like, 27 "LOST MY PHONE, NEED NUMBERS" groups:
20. Everyone thinking Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy:
21. Shrek Twinkies, complete with creamy green ogre filling:
22. Phones having a truly unfathomable amount of little fake diamonds on them:
23. The entire world being absolutely entranced by everything related to Diet Coke and Mentos for, like, two weeks:
24. People having something like this as their MySpace profile picture:
25. Signs that solely exist to stop people from wearing Heelys:
26. Shrek Kid Cuisine that'll turn your tongue green:
27. A Britney Spears protective case for a Nokia phone:
28. The Crazy Frog in a flat-brimmed hat with a huge gangsta chain on:
29. An American Idol PS2 game, for some reason:
30. People wearing skate shoes big enough to house a family of four:
31. A book about a dog with sunglasses saving the world from Y2K:
32. Faking people out with your voicemail message:
33. Shrek POPCORN:
green shrek popcorn
My goodness.
34. These absolutely ridiculous fries:
35. A Wii disc that lets you stream Netflix:
36. A Britney Spears inflatable chair that promises you'll be "coolin' like Britney":
37. Mutant green ketchup:
38. The majority of the human race celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day:
39. Shrek Rice Krispie Treats, held together with a mysterious green substance:
40. Squeezable BUTTER?!?!?!?!
41. Shrek...waffle sticks??? SHREK WAFFLE STICKS?!?!?!
SHREK 2 WAFFLE STICKS w/ GREEN SWAMP SYRUP
And, of course, green swamp goop!
42. A lit'ral $120 Rugrats bowling ball:
43. Waffles stuffed full of fruity GOOP:
44. Shrek body wash, for anyone who has needed to smell like the infamously good-smelling Shrek:
45. A 50 Cent Bulletproof-themed XBOX:
46. A Mary-Kate and Ashley Game Boy Color game that was less of a game and more of a calendar:
47. An electric toothbrush that only plays one song, an Ashley Tisdale song:
48. A Warped Tour DVD for PSP:
49. MULTIPLE video games featuring the Burger King King:
50. And, finally, a SHREK CHIA PET:
