While We Wait For Summer Here Are 55 Tweets From Black Twitter This April That Kept Us Laughing Through The Cold

He must’ve just got the Act III call https://t.co/DUVx7G9eQy

— leland (@bruceleland) April 9, 2024

Hearing Michael Bublé before the holidays???

Recession. https://t.co/QpqB7Ap2HK

— Mister Mamas (@TheGentnyc) April 9, 2024

https://t.co/sfhyOCt3wc pic.twitter.com/bVkoAWPG1B

— Gyalsina (@DiGyalDemGad) April 1, 2024

Did……….Harlem shake?

— Kakarot🇹🇹 (@StevieKnicks21) April 5, 2024

Trainers so expensive. I see why yall be having sex with them.

— Queen Bee 🫶🏾✨ (@Beebz05) April 3, 2024

I am reminded of when my little brother was 5 years old and we let him order for himself at Subway. They asked what type of cheese (Swiss, provolone, American?) and he replied African American cheese.

— The Queen 💍 (@QueenGulley) April 3, 2024

these ain’t french tips, they russian advice https://t.co/i9iXKhdwBp

— D💲 (@cythedon) April 4, 2024

when she sends you a designer bag link in the middle of your 12 hour shift https://t.co/mrbaisNf1m pic.twitter.com/ndoMu2u0CA

— 👥 (@AceVondelle) April 4, 2024

you might lose ya phone or wallet but guess what 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂alicia keys still there 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

— m3 (@luhm3lovexhoo) April 11, 2024

“Who is the worst courier in the UK?”

Me: pic.twitter.com/dxqhTCXnti

— ً (@TweetXan_) April 5, 2024

“and he wasn’t just some regular guy T.O.N.Y.actually the other night” https://t.co/LGeFdPyiow

— zae ♱ (@ZAELLOKITTY) April 7, 2024

Currently in the hunger games aka trying to get through to my GP surgery at 8am

— Kimberly McIntosh (@mcintosh_kim) April 2, 2024

Pride is what you had baby girl I’m what you have https://t.co/Ag79gA25pb

— Mbadawe (@LazarusKumi) April 7, 2024

Imagine ya shawty walking around in da moin moin 3’s https://t.co/tKMxepMcBC

— - (@johanxcv) April 8, 2024

by tomorrow morning you’ll be a carrot https://t.co/UcRJssuEcM

— ☆ glo ☆ (@africanglo) April 8, 2024

The eclipse better get some glasses to look at ME

— firmly grasp it (@fwflacko) April 8, 2024

Me at 2am saucing my wings fresh out the air fryer https://t.co/QPr9uf2ECJ

— Donnie ✊🏿🤎 (@Wells4TheWin) April 9, 2024

J Cole fans on J Cole fans
Friday: after the apology: pic.twitter.com/EIs7kDWi7W

— obi-wan knegrobi🤴🏾 (@kingzson) April 8, 2024

How the fuck do you get into a topic if you don’t delve?

— septum ring bell hooks brigade 🍉 (@omolaraoriye) April 9, 2024

I thought y’all weren’t allowed to eat? https://t.co/pOAnbozt3W

— j𝔀✞ (@jwaizen) April 10, 2024

me: Daddy you know OJ passed

my dad: them yt folks done did some to OJ

me: it was prostate cancer

dad: WELL THEY GAVE IT TO HIM.

me: pic.twitter.com/0scnzuPhHy

— 🌱🐼 (@panduh__) April 11, 2024

That’s how the devil acts on your shoulder when he’s watching you do something he likes 😂 https://t.co/pvXbq3AjTd

— TechED 🎥 (@eddykbee) April 11, 2024

This what them stray cats be eating in cartoons https://t.co/Y10Bwb6LOW

— Chief Ron (@DoGoodRon_) April 11, 2024

When Allah said ‘And he created you in pairs’, he talking about us sir.

Eid Mubarak https://t.co/Hi2fPwNjsq

— Ra’ifah (@recklessrai) April 10, 2024

Till this day my secondary school hasn’t asked me to come do a talk.

So what the hell is all this for. Kmt

— Tolly (@tolly_t) April 17, 2024

Delete pls my man has twitter https://t.co/hQ9Q53JNNS

— Big B. (@bratzmuniii) April 18, 2024

Men’s version of “period” https://t.co/HbcZNox4dx

— i make beats ✞ (@DonDadaNYC) April 18, 2024

Me at every game recording her on the lay up line https://t.co/SkSqOVa3Hc pic.twitter.com/G5Uh0K4nOF

— Goldie 👑 (@_D1POP) April 18, 2024

these pics went platinum on BBM https://t.co/DX6tJKOW4A

— ꕥ (@derriqueen) April 12, 2024

awww I want a victoria monet cat 🥹 https://t.co/24s1NxVJ0c

— Mary J. Thighs 🩷🫧 (@nigerianhottie) April 14, 2024

yalls obsession w celebrity sex lives is so weird and invasive https://t.co/25AgmfJKRP

— ☪︎ qamar قمر (@moong3nder) April 17, 2024

It happened so fast😔 https://t.co/6J4XGt042l pic.twitter.com/p2NxbqAQNb

— A.K.A🤡 (@kayzywizzzy) April 18, 2024

Type shit pic.twitter.com/MHz5vaumt0

— shekdash (@shekdash) April 19, 2024

Vibranium. You’re going to the ancestral plane. https://t.co/6xrJ1bmcvt

— Steph (@StephanieYeboah) April 20, 2024

Black people when they’re home alone and hear a random noise pic.twitter.com/7x8FsQcclI

— Moaning Myrtle 🫦 (@TheJohnJohnShow) April 13, 2024

Sexting is exclusive to literate people… wdym you want to make me mourn? WHO ARE YOU PLANNING TO KILL???? 😭

— :/? (@bgftjcypsy) April 21, 2024

Looking like a rich Yoruba big mummy. They’d call her ‘mummy America’ 😭😭 https://t.co/HnfJbdq0u7

— T✨ (@txadel_) April 21, 2024

OutKast: I’m sorry Miss Jackson

You: https://t.co/HGZ9wBrjJ4

— the house you bought from sears in 1922 (@Goochi_Quintana) April 21, 2024

Being married to black frat member sounds like constant fear that “wipe me down” will start playing in public. They activate like winter soldier. https://t.co/EaccbNSokc

— co (@ceauxrt) April 21, 2024

Yes tf it will lol. Heartbreak at 30 and then you’ve gotta find shoes for your friends wedding next week? You’ll think about ending it all https://t.co/CgW1ySQrzF

— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) April 22, 2024

Delve? https://t.co/8qw9qggTEz

— Ozzy (@ozzyetomi) April 21, 2024

Beyoncé talking to us AND showing scalp. Lord, the economy is really biting.

— 🐢 (@TJF_x) April 22, 2024

*New Avengers pull up*

Keke: “And who the hell are they?” https://t.co/ZW4hRD6uVp

— SWÉCRED (@Dr_Sway) April 25, 2024

Lord Tyler Perry done got her ass https://t.co/qfkCNbAprF

— dis bitch aint have no papa 🤦🏾‍♂️ (@TheeJader) April 25, 2024

Do you ever wonder…who else is possessing your man? https://t.co/W4Uz6aFqHH

— ALikkleWotless (@Gus_JordM) April 25, 2024

Women in Tech https://t.co/yFYyMYld9v

— Aerin (@FromAerin) April 25, 2024

Took the panties off that mf https://t.co/0WQlnhZW7j

— KYLE 🖕🏽 (@thekillakay_) April 25, 2024

Top shagger https://t.co/ZtfXvL0mQH

— killy (@lovefromkilla) April 24, 2024

the days are getting longer, but they aren’t getting warmer pic.twitter.com/p9rtdjKJQI

— B🦋 (@ItsBreDanielle) April 23, 2024

Shannon Sharpe is not sharp.

— MANNY (@THEECLASSICMAN) April 24, 2024

As a civilisation we ask too much of horses. They’re gonna unionise one day and rush us

— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) April 24, 2024

“Girl you bout to diddle ya skittle again?!”

My response: https://t.co/QoF4B4Epsi

— Satan’s Niece (@thekrissychula) April 27, 2024

you text a girl you got home safe after walking her home and she asks how you got home so fast lol bitch i RAN i'm scared of night time too tf.

— ً (@oozyooh) April 27, 2024

This picture smell pissy https://t.co/39yKkY2kMD

— Brandii❣️ (@_UnrulyMahogany) April 27, 2024

Tupac about to serve on Hit Em Up: pic.twitter.com/C4ueNWL41t

— Heben Nigatu (@hebennigatu) April 28, 2024