Little Minecraft fox
White Women Wednesday
I can’t stop watching this video. This is my favorite thing. The totally incorrect shotgunning. The fact that there’s no reason for the woman on the left to take a step in the direction that she did. The other woman’s immediate reaction to shut off the phone first before even helping her friend. The fact that they don’t say a word or make a sound the whole time. This is a masterpiece.
Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess
how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website
if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days
if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself
no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best
they call me horse cause i am kicking and kicking and kicking you kicking you kick your bones apart and die forever
Ads on tumblr mobile (January 2022) for android that force open the app store without any click/interaction, violating tumblr’s ad policy:
-lyft
-doordash
-crypto.com
-the epoch times, far right media outlet for the Falun Gong cult
at first I was ignoring them, but there’s no way to report them and not even an indication of which specific ads are causing this behavior at the time it happens, so this is the only way I can put them on blast. Browser interference is explicitly prohibited in tumblr’s advertising guidelines, it’s no different from opening popups. Expect updates because this happens CONSTANTLY, these are just the ones I’ve seen in the last day or two, and feel free to add others doing it.
two shitty services, a scam, and a nazi cult. why am I not surprised that these are the ads that force open the browser on mobile. it’s probably because no one in their right mind would actually click them. hell, shit like those last two shouldn’t even be run on this site. I hope everyone involved in the ad approval process drops dead
This moment in monster factory is a gem:
- Justin’s memory of a nonexistent meme
- Griffin’s utter confusion
- Clayton captioning his thoughts
- The Oscar bait cutscene of the search for the ‘how I make bread’ guy
- Griffin’s lawn mower laugh
Just *chef’s kiss*
how i make bread is real and justin is 100% spot on it’s incredible
WHAT
electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect
yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil
on the topic of hmc i always felt bad for markl when howl was losing it over his hair like poor kids standing there with the exact same hair color
I thought this may be some kind of ASMR thing and it COULD be if it didn’t kill me dead with the little air puffer thing
WOOBWOOBWHOOBWHOOB