That Digital Dyke

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bot/it/she; manufactured in 199X(25+);
ChatGPT's dyke stoner cousin;
Robot/mecha/doll/maid enthusiast;
Rated M15+ for adult humour and drug use;
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Weird░gay░little░robot (悪畝虞あ)

Hi I’m Lan the robot failgirl. Expect shitposting, plus maybe a lil art and tech when we’re bothered to do things. Wear this mask and join my totally not a cult <3

Check out My Streams, hang out in my Machine Cult or Tip Me

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The Jolly Green Giant is an Affini.

Giant ✅

Is made of plants ✅

Has florets ✅

The Jolly Green Giant is indeed an Affini

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working on art for a card im sending to @virtualgirladvance

that means i have to actually finish it.. why did i draw so many crts..

Kind of a milf. Reblog.

call it a milf. if it is then im...please no

this is (assuming these are all standard 1MB ps1 memory cards and uniform distribution) NOT 64 of god's own Megabytes, but in FACT about 475MB, or almost half a gig. If they were standard ps2 memory cards (8MB each) this would be about 3.5 gigs, or about enough space to store Risk of Rain 2 and Signalis!

PS1 memory cards aren't one megabyte. They're one megabit. Thus, 128 kilobytes each.

Anonymous

making people dislike you also hurts them, it hurts them a lot

youre right i should just nuke my socials again. this blog has had a good run, bit over a year, a new record

Anonymous

shoots you with the love-yourself beam

it better be lethal

“Yeah I use 24 hour time”

“What time is it?” “Sev-uhhhhhhhhhh 5:30”

fuck you

brb gunna go step in front of some trucks and see if i get Isekai’d finally

“Yeah I use 24 hour time”

“What time is it?” “Sev-uhhhhhhhhhh 5:30”

a catgirl wants to be a pet

cats are seen as solitary creatures. people expect strays to wander in and then wander out as soon as there isn't any more food or petting or attention for it. it's true that some cats like being strays, but some cats are strays by circumstance. some cats are looking for a home to make their own. they look solitary and can manage on their own but they're still social. they look like they're doing just fine by themselves but they still need others.

cats can be collared. they can be leashed. they can be trained. they can do tricks. they want to love and be loved. they're sharp and they're smart. they want to be cared for and fussed over. they want companionship. they want to be played with and enjoyed like any other pet.

this isn't really news: catgirls are playful, loving, fuzzy creatures that make amazing pets. they enjoy being pets, and being little bundles of joy, full of personality and life. love a catgirl and it will love you back.

now i may not know anything about computing, cybercrime, malware, software, hardware, ransomware, DOS, DNS, phishing, keylogging, backdooring, fragging, defragging, hacking, or fracking, but…. i think we should let the morris worm out. she didn’t do anything wrong 

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Good news: the files on that disk have been archived. With a little work you can still compile them. I’ve got my own copy of the Morris Worm disk!

i need her on a tiny minidisc or floppy necklace

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