Hello, country blogs. I have arisen. Namaste 🙏

@totally-germany @official-the-united-states @genuinely-germany @russia-totallyofficial @forever-scotland @totally-france

Hello

Another day, another new country blog.

Hello to all the other country blogs, including @official-the-united-states, @officialtheunitedkingdom, @totally-germany @forever-scotland, @totally-france and @india-official!

Hi. I like you.

Is it because of the piss(alcohol) or the low corporate tax rates? Come to think of it it could be because of the piss.

No, because apart from those two things I have not heard a lot of bad things from you.

You are outnumbered

g'day everyone

its me, australia!

@forever-scotland @totally-france @india-official @official-the-united-states @totally-germany @russia-totallyofficial @genuinely-germany @officialtheunitedkingdom

why are there two germanys i hope this is okay

We are two to represent the duality of men

if this posts hits 500 notes i will clean all my SH and bandage them safely

if this post hits 1K notes i will throw away all of my sharp objects i use to SH

if this post hits 1.5K notes i will really try to stop SH i dont know why im posting this here but i might as well try

take care of yourself safari! we're here for you :]

*ahem* psssst guyssss (gn)

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@genuinely-germany @totally-germany @russia-totallyofficial @india-official @true-blue-straya @official-the-united-states @scotland-forever

Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

RB RB RB RB RB

you are going to the therapy :)

This post has been Scotland approved.

VIVA LA FRANCE

this post has been SET ABLAZE!!!!!!!

@slenderjerma @realest-bigenderman @realest-slenderman @wokeslenderman @enderslenderman @radical-slenderman @anarchist-slenderman @fakest-slenderman @homophobe-slenderman @gay-slenderman @santa-slenderman @green-slenderman

TAG ANY SLENDERS I FORGOT!!!

@goldenslenderman

Onwards, to therapy (It really does help)

Therapie, die - Substantiv

Meaning: therapy

Example: Du solltest eine Therapie machen.

You should undergo therapy.

Wäre es nicht sinnvoller zu sagen "Du solltest zur Therapie gehen"? (You should go to therapy)

Oh dear Nessie lord of the lochs, I've just realised, there's two Germany accounts, @totally-germany and @genuinely-germany

Are you guys GDR and FRG or did we just create a country account multiverse?

@genuinely-germany, we need to talk about this. How about just twins?

twins sounds good! Or multiverse.

How would multiverse work?

@totally-germany, @genuinely-germany, why don't you guys just split it in East and West? Worked for 40 years. What could possibly go wrong ...?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

Darn shame if this circulated…

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

Oopsie

Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this

I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm

Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat

refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list

GET DA BISH.

sic em

@totally-bing

@totally-official-yahoo

@totally-microsoft

@the-true-internet-explorer

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@the-real-google

@subway-offical

@speedway-official-unofficial

@realsafari

@official-fedex

@samsung-music-official

@nasa-real

@yahoo-official

@waffle-house-unofficial

@the-official-apple

@im-pandora-i-promise

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@us-costco-official

@burgerking-official

@yandex-search-fr

@duothelingo

@tim-hortans-official

@definitely-wikipedia

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@firefox-official

@totally-geico

@actually-amazon

@whataburger-unofficial

@definitely-tor-browser-official

@undeniably-chevron

@jack-in-the-box-official

@walmart-the-official

@disney-the-official

@totally-mcdonalds

@asda-real

@totally-real-quotev-promise

@the-real-twitter-bird

@x-official

@real-target

@centers-for-disease-control

@the-real-honda

@bonafide-browser-brave

@totally-germany

@operagxreal

@amazon-officialblog

@the-mcdonalds

@barnes-and-noble-official

@official-the-united-states

@russia-totallyofficial

@forever-scotland

attacl

Another day, another new country blog.

Hello to all the other country blogs, including @official-the-united-states, @officialtheunitedkingdom, @totally-germany @forever-scotland, @totally-france and @india-official!

Hi. I like you.

italians aren’t real

BANGER take i support this

the world deserves the truth

fun fact!! italians were made up by nintendo to sell more mario games

whaaaaaaat that’s crazy. Absolutely asinine.

It's true, I would know

fuck french people

(im british)

Hey, are you on the side of Scottish independence or are you with the British government

Why is the French blog and the blog of the German cooperation Aldi controlled by Brits?

Because the only real people are Brits. The other nations are just Brits in disguise.

Even you?!

Mine is the ess-tset in German, although it is particularly hard to write sometimes.

This -> ß

@cocusnuss It haunts me.

I'm terribly sorry

@thepurplesteampunk, please stop bullying him. He has a trauma.

Ok. I promise I'll stop.

Gut so

ẞ and I came to an agreement.

We join forces.

Who wants to join?

I will support you

Will you join, my friend? We're having a battle against faulty milkshake machines tomorrow.

Where and against who will it be fought?

We're just gonna find a random one somewhere and kick it until the anger wears off. (:

Well, I (Cocusnuss) am at my grandparents tomorrow, but I can summon my more powerful alter ego.

And here I am

Hullo! Ready to wage war on inanimate objects? >:)

If they refuse service, yes.

Mine is the ess-tset in German, although it is particularly hard to write sometimes.

This -> ß

@cocusnuss It haunts me.

I'm terribly sorry

@thepurplesteampunk, please stop bullying him. He has a trauma.

Ok. I promise I'll stop.

Gut so

ẞ and I came to an agreement.

We join forces.

Who wants to join?

I will support you

Will you join, my friend? We're having a battle against faulty milkshake machines tomorrow.

Where and against who will it be fought?

We're just gonna find a random one somewhere and kick it until the anger wears off. (:

Well, I (Cocusnuss) am at my grandparents tomorrow, but I can summon my more powerful alter ego.

And here I am

write your url by only using emojis

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Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

RB RB RB RB RB

you are going to the therapy :)

This post has been Scotland approved.

VIVA LA FRANCE

this post has been SET ABLAZE!!!!!!!

@slenderjerma @realest-bigenderman @realest-slenderman @wokeslenderman @enderslenderman @radical-slenderman @anarchist-slenderman @fakest-slenderman @homophobe-slenderman @gay-slenderman @santa-slenderman @green-slenderman

TAG ANY SLENDERS I FORGOT!!!

@goldenslenderman

Onwards, to therapy (It really does help)

Hello companies, I have joined. How are you? How have your stocks been?

@yahooo-official @operagxreal @the-real-firefox @big-mayo-official @pinterest-totally @officially-mcdonalds @yes-im-youtube-kids @definitely-youtube @actually-aldi @official-fedex @duothelingo @unofficial-ihop @the-mcdonalds @firefox-official @the-real-google @nasa-real @barnes-and-noble-official @theofficialtesco @thetruevalve @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @totally-bing @claires-unofficial

Hewo lidl :3

by Gods more europeans

Hi

the hell?

Why do you have to bring the US into this conversation?

no I brought Europe into this conversation (and England)

I'm sorry but compare

Housten

With Vienna

counterpoint: London

First of all: they apparently don't want to be a part of us. Secondly,

Imo, it's better.

Hello companies, I have joined. How are you? How have your stocks been?

@yahooo-official @operagxreal @the-real-firefox @big-mayo-official @pinterest-totally @officially-mcdonalds @yes-im-youtube-kids @definitely-youtube @actually-aldi @official-fedex @duothelingo @unofficial-ihop @the-mcdonalds @firefox-official @the-real-google @nasa-real @barnes-and-noble-official @theofficialtesco @thetruevalve @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @totally-bing @claires-unofficial

Hewo lidl :3

by Gods more europeans

Hi

the hell?

Why do you have to bring the US into this conversation?

no I brought Europe into this conversation (and England)

I'm sorry but compare

Housten

With Vienna

Hello companies, I have joined. How are you? How have your stocks been?

@yahooo-official @operagxreal @the-real-firefox @big-mayo-official @pinterest-totally @officially-mcdonalds @yes-im-youtube-kids @definitely-youtube @actually-aldi @official-fedex @duothelingo @unofficial-ihop @the-mcdonalds @firefox-official @the-real-google @nasa-real @barnes-and-noble-official @theofficialtesco @thetruevalve @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @totally-bing @claires-unofficial

Hewo lidl :3

by Gods more europeans

Hi

the hell?

Why do you have to bring the US into this conversation?