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Mistress of All Things Geeky

@mistressofallthingsgeeky / mistressofallthingsgeeky.tumblr.com

Lauren. 27. 18+ ONLY! If you are a bairn, come back when you're grown! Fueled by spite, hugs, music and smut. Crazy in the cool way. I am a Veteran of the Porn Purge. For reasons only I know, I am a Duck, and you are my minions. Go forth and wreak havoc.
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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

“Regulars” makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

“…what’s troubling you, kid?”

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday As the regular crowd tumbls by There’s an old fandom queen blogging next to me And her little gray tags catch my eye

She says tumblr I’m feeling like shit today can you send me some posts for a smile can we talk about slash, can you fill up my dash so I won’t have to think for a while

Laa dahdah didee dah La dahdah didee dah dadum

Fill up my dash, you’re my followers Fill it with pictures and fic Yeah we’re all in the mood for some memery And occasional pictures of dick

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theragnarokd

Now Jill is a centaur novelist And she writes of her girlfriend and wife She reblogs from Toni, who’s in My Little Pony, And probably will be for life.

As the staff implements wretched changes And we think of how aliens bone We are writing a lot about loneliess: It’s much better than writing alone.

AND sometimes we blog about politics

And sometimes we blog with a beer

And when I proudly boast that I’m older than most, 

They say ‘gross, what are YOU doing here’. 

*wild applause!!

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dduane

When one of the classics crosses your dash, what can you do…? 😄

I was inspired.

Glorious

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Angst fics can help people come to terms with their own grief, begin healing, or give people that good cry that they need.

Smut fics can help people affirm and accept their sexuality. It can help them explore their sexuality in a safe way. They can also just be fun, and having fun is a drastically undervalued way to improve your mental health.

Dark fics can help people face their fears or process their trauma. It can make them feel safer and more secure. It can help them find their courage.

Fluff fics can give people rest and respite and comfort. It can give them hope that soft places exist and that maybe there is one out there for them. It can bring up their mood, which, if they have depression, can be a life saver.

And every fic people write makes someone feel less alone.

Point being, just because a particular thing doesn’t serve you, doesn’t mean it lacks value.

This is not to say that we have to consume all fic uncritically. Of course not. It is just to say that entire “genres” aren’t trash or lacking value just because they don’t serve you.

This part:

Point being, just because a particular thing doesn’t serve you, doesn’t mean it lacks value.

Smut fics are also a good way to find out what you personally enjoy without the danger of adding another person to the mix, which is good if you're inexperienced or don't have someone you can trust to keep you safe while you explore

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Jesus Christ yall.

If iMessage on your phone is ever being buggy, go straight to Apple.

Verizon's immediate response was that I had to factory reset my phone because iMessage wasn't working with one contact.

Went to Apple, they didn't say that. Miraculously, it fixed itself again, and they gave me the information on how to try and fix it if it happens again, and said they'd escalate to a higher level if the problem occurs again.

I swear. I know it's a silly thing to be so upset over, but my OCD was literally shrieking with rage because it wasn't working and I couldn't fix it and I wanted to text my, for lack of a better term, lover, without the green bubble of death.

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ladyananas

so im hearing @astolat is god??? what's your 10 commendments my liege

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astolat
  1. You shall seek out and enjoy art (which fanfic is) that gives you pleasure
  2. You shall not feel guilty for spending time on art
  3. You shall comment when you can with joy
  4. You shall share the art you find that makes you happy
  5. You shall not envy the size of your neighbor's fandom or pairing
  6. You shall support your fellow fans in making art that makes them happy even if it is not to your own taste
  7. You shall make art of your own to your own taste
  8. You shall love your art however imperfect because it is yours
  9. You shall share your art in whatever way you can with joy
  10. You shall not covet your neighbor's hits or comments or kudos

My best stab! lol

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If you’ve fallen back onto unhealthy coping mechanisms after not using them for awhile, I want you to know that it’s okay. You can move on from them again. You deserve your own compassion and understanding. Be patient with yourself. You can do this.

It is okay to crumble, to feel sad even if you know there really isn't a reason to be other than your brain is being mean. Healing is messy. It hurts. So don't hate yourself if you take a tiny step back.

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To Be Loved By You (DracoxLuna)

Summary: He confesses a deep secret to her.

WC: 1.3K

Warnings: a smidge of doubt from draco, fluff,love confession

A/N: next to nobody will read this probably. but im posting it anyway.

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The cool breeze of the Hogwarts grounds swept across the lake, stirring the still water as the afternoon sun began to dip below the horizon. It was peaceful here, a hidden corner of the grounds that few students ventured to—except for Luna Lovegood. She had always found comfort in the solitude, in the quiet that let her thoughts drift as easily as the clouds.

But today, she wasn’t alone.

Draco Malfoy stood a few feet away, leaning against a tree with his arms crossed, his sharp features softened by the glow of the fading light. His presence here wasn’t by chance. He had followed her, not knowing what he expected to find, but unable to stay away any longer.

😭😭😭

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Quick announcement.

under the cut because i just dont wanna clog up your dash.

Honestly, I get it. The MCU is exhausting right now, there's no inspiration.

not even that, just been tired of begging for interactions & comments and reblogs on everything for YEARS.

I get it. The whole, like and scroll thing is irritating.

or just being ignored in general. until i bitch about wanting to delete my blog 7 than people come out of the woodworks about how much they love my blog... like?? no you dont if i hardly recogonize your url to begin with???

To be fair, some people might be shy. Not everyone is as brazen as I am, lol

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Having an intellectual conversation with someone knowing they’re also dirty asf is such a turn on

This is my favorite thing ever!

This.

Being out and about and having an intellectual conversation, all the while knowing that later you're going to go home and they are going to absolutely wreck you.

Shivers.

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snek-of-eden

by ‘nap’ i mean being able to fall asleep fully unconscious at some point in the day voluntarily. Not when you’re too physically exhausted to stay awake, ie. after an all nighter or because you have a cold and your body is trying to conserve energy

The only way I seem to be able to nap is if my dog is lying on top of me like a blanket, or if I'm with my inamorato and we're snuggled up together.

Best naps ever.

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i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.

you CANNOT leave this in the tags that's so perfect and accurate

Yeagh for fuckin real...

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