GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

it’s a medicine brand

good night

*opens suspicious trunk full of snacks that entice you* go in and u get snacks, a free companion and Stockholm syndrome

*sneaks into the trunk*

*also sneaks in*

What’s a trunk

Back of car, normally used to store things.

Ah.

We call that a boot here.

Ok

*opens suspicious trunk full of snacks that entice you* go in and u get snacks, a free companion and Stockholm syndrome

*sneaks into the trunk*

*also sneaks in*

What’s a trunk

Back of car, normally used to store things.

Ah.

We call that a boot here.

Ok

*opens suspicious trunk full of snacks that entice you* go in and u get snacks, a free companion and Stockholm syndrome

*sneaks into the trunk*

*also sneaks in*

What’s a trunk

Back of car, normally used to store things.

Ah.

We call that a boot here.

Ok

*opens suspicious trunk full of snacks that entice you* go in and u get snacks, a free companion and Stockholm syndrome

*sneaks into the trunk*

*also sneaks in*

What’s a trunk

Back of car, normally used to store things.

Ah.

We call that a boot here.

Ok

Why?

Do you not like heavy metal fans?

*opens suspicious trunk full of snacks that entice you* go in and u get snacks, a free companion and Stockholm syndrome

*sneaks into the trunk*

*also sneaks in*

What’s a trunk

Back of car, normally used to store things.

Ah.

We call that a boot here.

*opens suspicious trunk full of snacks that entice you* go in and u get snacks, a free companion and Stockholm syndrome

*sneaks into the trunk*

*also sneaks in*

What’s a trunk

I only threatened mid Maryland?

You threatened to hurt my child:(

Yeah but I didn't threaten you

you said that if *i* didn't send Gmail an ask, you would hurt my child

this is considered a threat

I said if you DID then I WOULDN'T

THATS THE SAME THING

Very much different words

no thats exactly the same thing

threating people about their loved ones continued safety is threatening them

Cope

*they pull out a hammer a bit taller then them

you have three seconds to apologize before i make you taste the ceiling

*takes your hammer*

*they kick you directly into the ceiling and take back their hammer

*it somehow doesn't hurt very much but its still very disorienting

*shoots you with the triple D ray gun*

*they step slightly to the side letting the ray gun hit the wall with a comical scorch mark

*steals hammer and teleports it straight to the museum*

give my back my fucking hammer you fucking theif. /serious

Fine.

*gives your hammer back*

these results are literally the opposite of what i expected

This is so interesting

we need a secret third social media to see if people will overall pick courage.

MY DAD TOLD ME THREE DAYS AGO I'D NEVER BE A MAN UNTIL I CAN GET OVER THE UNDIAGNOSED ANXIETY DISORDER I HAVE BECAUSE I WAS COMPLETELY SOCIALLY ISOLATED FROM THE AGE OF 10 AND PRIMARILY SOCIALLY ISOLATED UNTIL THEN, THE ONLY TIME I WAS ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE BEFORE 10 BEING SCHOOL, AND AFTER 10, I LITERALLY WASN'T EVEN GOING TO SCHOOL. THIS MAN CONSTANTLY BRAGS ABOUT HIS "SEMESTER OF PSYCH CLASSES IN COLLEGE" AND MY GRANDFATHER IS A SOCIAL WORKER AND ON TOP OF THAT, MY MOM AND DAD HAVE WATCHED DAMN NEAR EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS, WHICH EXPLAINS A HUNDRED TIMES HOW PSYCHOLOGICALLY HARMFUL SOCIAL ISOLATION IS, ESPECIALLY DURING FORMATIVE YEARS, WHICH 10 YEARS OLD FUCKING IS. I CANNOT SPEAK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING A PANIC ATTACK AND AN ADRENALINE RUSH SO BAD I GET A HEADACHE IF I DON'T HAVE SUGAR WITHIN TWENTY MINUTES. I CANNOT GET A NORMAL JOB. I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A DATE (which is not important to everyone but it is to me). I HAVE NEVER FUCKING LIVED, AND HE'S USING IT AS A REASON TO IMMASCULATE ME EVEN THOUGH IT IS THE FAULT OF HIM AND MY MOTHER.

This is on top of a shit ton of other trauma caused primarily by him and my biological father that still effects me today, but god forbid I talk about it, because then I'm not taking responsibility for my own part in it.

I only threatened mid Maryland?

You threatened to hurt my child:(

Yeah but I didn't threaten you

you said that if *i* didn't send Gmail an ask, you would hurt my child

this is considered a threat

I said if you DID then I WOULDN'T

THATS THE SAME THING

Very much different words

no thats exactly the same thing

threating people about their loved ones continued safety is threatening them

Cope

*they pull out a hammer a bit taller then them

you have three seconds to apologize before i make you taste the ceiling

*takes your hammer*

*they kick you directly into the ceiling and take back their hammer

*it somehow doesn't hurt very much but its still very disorienting

*shoots you with the triple D ray gun*

*they step slightly to the side letting the ray gun hit the wall with a comical scorch mark

*steals hammer and teleports it straight to the museum*

Oh goodness