i slurp soup

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jestrogames
haboinga

this is going to flop but I need people to tell me what to do

1 note and I'll clean my room

10 notes and I'll finish a chapter of one of my w.i.p.s

20 notes and I'll finish a book

30 and I'll drink more water

45 and I'll start going to sleep at a semi decent hour

50 and I'll try to finish my missing assignments

60 and I'll start arcane/homesick

100 and I'll try to eat healthier

1001 and I'll try to come out to my mom :]

pls don't spam, 5 notes per person plz!

totally-italy

I wish you the absolute best of luck!

@this-machine-runs-on-coffee, @denmark-forreal, @dandelionflowery, @communist-usa-real5 and @france-unofficial.

totally-a-real-dragon

ohoho

@the-real-catholic-church @real-british-empire @the-real-yahoo-mail @real-microsoft-outlook @the-real-gmail

slurps-soup

*slurps soup*

You got this haboinga!

haboinga

what soup is it ??

slurps-soup

*slurps soup*

Italian sausage soup with those little tortellini noodles, would you like some?

jestrogames

Oh that actually sounds delicious. Gimme a bowl of that soup!

slurps-soup

🥣

:)

*slurps my own bowl of soup*

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imabiscuitinthousandworlds
dankmemeuniversity

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a-real-fast-goose

Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts

nofangirltoobignofandomtoosmall

Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the entire time. Yet you haven’t even suspected the fact that,

Your boss is the anteater.

kingdraws000

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zombiedaredevil

I jist burst out laughing so hard holy shit 🤣

slurps-soup

*checks soup for ants*

*no ants*

*slurps soup*

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salubriousbean
walkingbomb

reminder to:

  • straighten your back
  • go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  • go take your meds if you need to
  • drink some water
  • go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  • maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  • reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
  • maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
trxye-and-txlly

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

marlynnofmany

Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.

slurps-soup

*gets out the Important Soup*

*slurps the Important Soup*

Take care of yourself. You deserve it.

slurps soup important
theshelteredbrat
is-it-gay-to

Reblog if

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*slurps soup*

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