By BrotherofKaos

Transcript and large print edition:

Godzilla: Rarr!

Boom! Boom! (Giant footsteps, screaming people)

Boom! Boom! (Godzilla towers over the city)

Godzilla: Rarr! (Snatches a tiny person, brings it up to terrible teeth …)

Godzilla’s Mom: Put that down right now! You don’t know where it’s been!

Godzilla: Mom, can’t you see I’m terrorizing a city?

Godzilla Mom: I don’t care! Put it down.

Godzilla: *Sigh* Fine.

Godzilla: Ugh.

Godzilla’s Mom: and you need to clean your room. It’s a catastrophe …