oh, so you like dogs? name one dog
*slurps soup*
Noodle.
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#slurps soupAnonymous asked:
*offers soup*
slurps-soup answered:
AHH SOUP!!
Thank you for your kind offering, mortal.
does this imply that you are an immortal being???
*slurps soup*
*clears throat*
Soup has been, is, and always will be, from the beginning of time to the end.
soup is a major deity now
Yes.
*slurps soup*
I was the anon HEHEHHEHEHEHEJEJ and I agree [also what kind of soup do you slurp]
Why thank you for the soup.
*slurps soup*
Mainly chicken noodle, but I do branch out whenever I feel like it to things like tomato soup, lentil soup, ramen, etc. Or the Important Soup.
Anonymous asked:
American colonists have been rebelling against thee, your majesty. What shall we do of this treasonous atrocity? Shall we leave the daring rebels to their vices, ignoring the pointless violence to keep the men in check, or does thy supreme wisdom declare it to be of good intent to recapture these clear attempts to be insidious with treason to the great nation of Britain?
real-british-empire answered:
Blast them with tea.
Six NOTES ONLY?
Yes.
not on my watch
HEY NO
HEY YES HEHEJHJHEHHHEH
@real-ikea-bag @slurps-soup @sleep-finder @maryland-no-rabies @maryland-officially @the-official-netherlands @the-real-mexico @ohio-thestate @non-tyrannical-usa @the-principality-of-sealand @offiiciallybavaria @official-ottawa
here's some to get us started... hehehe
*slurps soup*
Hehe.
*slurps soup*
"Treason" on three!
HEY NO
*summons another bowl of soup*
*heats up the soup so it's steaming hot*
mmm. a hot steaming bowl of treason.
*slurps Treason Soup*
when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad
con: i saw this post like 18 times today
Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post
Wait now I’m seeing this outside of the gimmickverse
Lemme just.
wait no
why would you do this to everyone France
Why me?? Bavaria queued this about a billion times 😭
China istg i’m going to steal your queuing privileges /lh
*slurps soup*
Anonymous asked:
American colonists have been rebelling against thee, your majesty. What shall we do of this treasonous atrocity? Shall we leave the daring rebels to their vices, ignoring the pointless violence to keep the men in check, or does thy supreme wisdom declare it to be of good intent to recapture these clear attempts to be insidious with treason to the great nation of Britain?
real-british-empire answered:
Blast them with tea.
Six NOTES ONLY?
Yes.
not on my watch
HEY NO
HEY YES HEHEJHJHEHHHEH
@real-ikea-bag @slurps-soup @sleep-finder @maryland-no-rabies @maryland-officially @the-official-netherlands @the-real-mexico @ohio-thestate @non-tyrannical-usa @the-principality-of-sealand @offiiciallybavaria @official-ottawa
here's some to get us started... hehehe
*slurps soup*
Hehe.
*slurps soup*
"Treason" on three!
*clinks spoon against bowl*
1...
*clinks spoon against bowl*
2…
Anonymous asked:
American colonists have been rebelling against thee, your majesty. What shall we do of this treasonous atrocity? Shall we leave the daring rebels to their vices, ignoring the pointless violence to keep the men in check, or does thy supreme wisdom declare it to be of good intent to recapture these clear attempts to be insidious with treason to the great nation of Britain?
real-british-empire answered:
Blast them with tea.
Six NOTES ONLY?
Yes.
not on my watch
HEY NO
HEY YES HEHEJHJHEHHHEH
@real-ikea-bag @slurps-soup @sleep-finder @maryland-no-rabies @maryland-officially @the-official-netherlands @the-real-mexico @ohio-thestate @non-tyrannical-usa @the-principality-of-sealand @offiiciallybavaria @official-ottawa
here's some to get us started... hehehe
*slurps soup*
Hehe.
*slurps soup*
"Treason" on three!
HEY NO
*summons another bowl of soup*
*heats up the soup so it’s steaming hot*
Anonymous asked:
*offers soup*
slurps-soup answered:
AHH SOUP!!
Thank you for your kind offering, mortal.
does this imply that you are an immortal being???
*slurps soup*
*clears throat*
Soup has been, is, and always will be, from the beginning of time to the end.
soup is a major deity now
Yes.
*slurps soup*
bees-official asked:
*shakes the pear*
shakespeare-official-account answered:
*shakes the spear and accidentally spears the pear*
*slurps soup*
*shakes all of you until you turn into pears*
Oh shit-
But what about my soup?? How will I slurp it???
hmmmm good point *un-shakes you*
Thank you good Pear
*slurps soup*
Anonymous asked:
American colonists have been rebelling against thee, your majesty. What shall we do of this treasonous atrocity? Shall we leave the daring rebels to their vices, ignoring the pointless violence to keep the men in check, or does thy supreme wisdom declare it to be of good intent to recapture these clear attempts to be insidious with treason to the great nation of Britain?
real-british-empire answered:
Blast them with tea.
Six NOTES ONLY?
Yes.
not on my watch
HEY NO
HEY YES HEHEJHJHEHHHEH
@real-ikea-bag @slurps-soup @sleep-finder @maryland-no-rabies @maryland-officially @the-official-netherlands @the-real-mexico @ohio-thestate @non-tyrannical-usa @the-principality-of-sealand @offiiciallybavaria @official-ottawa
here's some to get us started... hehehe
*slurps soup*
Hehe.
*slurps soup*
"Treason" on three!
*clinks spoon against bowl*
1…
Anonymous asked:
American colonists have been rebelling against thee, your majesty. What shall we do of this treasonous atrocity? Shall we leave the daring rebels to their vices, ignoring the pointless violence to keep the men in check, or does thy supreme wisdom declare it to be of good intent to recapture these clear attempts to be insidious with treason to the great nation of Britain?
real-british-empire answered:
Blast them with tea.
Six NOTES ONLY?
Yes.
not on my watch
HEY NO
HEY YES HEHEJHJHEHHHEH
@real-ikea-bag @slurps-soup @sleep-finder @maryland-no-rabies @maryland-officially @the-official-netherlands @the-real-mexico @ohio-thestate @non-tyrannical-usa @the-principality-of-sealand @offiiciallybavaria @official-ottawa
here's some to get us started... hehehe
*slurps soup*
Hehe.
*slurps soup*
"Treason" on three!
HEY NO
*summons another bowl of soup*
when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad
con: i saw this post like 18 times today
Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post
Wait now I’m seeing this outside of the gimmickverse
Lemme just.
wait no
why would you do this to everyone France
Why me?? Bavaria queued this about a billion times 😭
China istg i’m going to steal your queuing privileges /lh
*slurps soup*