goop-man-father

sonia-nevermind

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

sonia-nevermind

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

sylveonsaccharide

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

sonia-nevermind

thegamerinallofus

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

elfzelda

having adblock

silver-tongues-blog

Sites that forbid adblock

askfrisktherandomblogger

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

cosmic-noir

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

neko-crimson

this post gets better everytime i see it

satanicedition

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

nishinoyaspeaks

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

satanicedition

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

randomfanposter

When you have to wait to skip the ad

shitadriensays

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

doublerainbowcosplay

@extraordinaquari

nearsightedgirl

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”!

balance-is-here

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

dsmaster7173

It got better.

askchibirainbowgate

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

otaku-gamer-matt

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

mahoshojoelise

When an ad plays awesome music

evronix

reblogging again because its back and better than ever.

fnaffandom2098

When the add says you can skip it but it doesn’t let you skip

boobiemom

When the ad shows you something you’re interested in, you click it, and it opens two tabs with one being a clear phishing scam and the other for some fuck app

facebookmovie

When the same ad has played so many times that you can recite it word for word in time

smolpatrol

When the ad is fiNALLY OVER

butterflygineer

One of the best post ever.

majestically-fangirling

This just gets so much better every time it shows up on my dash.

the-haiku-bot

This just gets so much

better every time it

shows up on my dash.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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zoanluen

Vampire in the hollow

SICK SICK SICK SICK SIIICCCKKKKK THE JAGGEDNESS this is so cool hld just for queue

foxbirdy

The cover page for a digital comic. A trailhead information board stands in a lush green forest, with a trail map, and two signs pinned to the wood. The text on the signs read: "BY BECKETT JONES" and "THE TRAVELER'S WARNING."

Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a work boot, a leather-bound journal, a compass, and a colorful rock bracelet. The first panel is a Forest Service gate on a dirt road, slightly ajar. The road goes out of sight into leafy green shadows. There is one wooden sign nailed to a tree, and two white and green signs secured to the gate. The text on these signs reads: "TRAVELER, STOP! IF YOU TAKE THIS ROAD YOU WILL BE FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGED FOR BETTER OR WORSE." The second panel is a crumbling concrete barrier in gray, driving rain. There are evergreen trees in the background. There is a hand symbol pointing to the right engraved into the barrier, and text that reads: "YOU WILL RETURN FROM THIS JOURNEY IRRECOVERABLY ALTERED IN WAYS" The third panel is a waterfall with conifer trees, behind a glossy red sign with "no swimming" symbols. White text on the sign reads: "YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND BEFORE YOU UNDERGO THIS TRANSFORMATION."

Two comic panels on an off-white background. An espresso machine portafilter is pictured in the negative space in the page. The first panel is of a red rock slot canyon, with a rushing green river at the base. A rusted yellow sign stands in the water, with a flash flood symbol and text that reads: "NO ONE ON EARTH WILL UNDERSTAND THE METAMORPHOSIS" The second panel is a wooden sign hanging from the eaves of a roof, in front of a snow mountain scene. Stars twinkle in the night sky. Warm red text on the sign reads: "EXCEPT THOSE WHO EXPERIENCED IT WITH YOU. THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU." There is an arrow symbol and two foamy mugs also depicted on the sign.

Two comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a key ring, a pocketknife, a stuffed toy mountain bluebird, and a bandana. The first panel is a road with a center stripe in a sagebrush plain, with big orange clouds in the sky. A coyote slinks across the road. A big green highway sign with white arrows reads: "MAY CEASE TO TRULY KNOW YOU. WALKING BACKWARDS WILL NOT HELP YOU" The second panel is of a high alpine wildflower meadow, with a glaciated Mount Tahoma in the background. A wooden stake reads: "WALKING FORWARDS"

Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a headlamp, a trowel, and a plant sprig in a ziplock bag. The first panel is a wildfire sunset above a barbed wire fence, surrounded by blooming fireweed and evergreens. An orange wildfire hazard sign reads: "IS INEVITABLE YOU CANNOT STAND STILL" A gray jay sits on the top of the sign, eyeing the viewer. The second panel shows a dilapidated wooden shack, covered in moss and white and orange mushrooms. Evergreens and leafy undergrowth surround the structure, and a Pacific gray tree frog sits on a leaf in the foreground. Text carved into the wood reads: "YOU MAY NO LONGER RECOGNIZE YOUR HOME" The third panel is a chinook salmon run in a green forest. Underwater reeds flow on the river. A white sign nailed to a tree trunk, with water symbols and text that reads: "IT CANNOT STAND STILL EITHER."

Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page including an ammonite fossil on a leather cord, a green nalgene, a peach, and a pulaski. The first panel shows a gray ocean storm, with waves crashing against big, dark rocks. A tsunami hazard zone sign reads: "IF YOU SURVIVE THIS" The second panel shows a round orange bouy floating in a sea illuminated by bioluminescent plankton. Stars glitter overhead. Text on the bouy reads: "YOU WILL BECOME PART OF A WORLD" The third panel shows a pair of dolphins in the water, adjacent to a white boat. A red sticker on the gunwhale reads: "THAT DOES NOT YET EXIST"

Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a pair of sunglasses and a machete. The first panel shows a dessicated Greater Frigatebird cradled in the branches of naupaka shrubs on a sandy shoreline. Pink flagging has been tied to a branch, and black handwriting reads: "IF YOU DIE HERE" The second panel shows a blacktip reef shark swimming on a coral reef. And underwater sign affixed to steel chain shows a skull and crossbones, and text that reads: "YOU WILL COME BACK" The third panel is a GPS unit held up to the sky, showing a GPS track and text that reads "WRONG." Seabirds fly overhead.

Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects shown the negative space of the page are a snickerdoodle cookie and bright flowers threaded on a string. The first panel shows a pair of hands holding a sooty tern with a radio tag. Another pair of hands write in a notebook, and handwritten text on the page reads: "TRAVELER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" The second panel shows the leg of the sooty tern, which has been fitted with a birdband. The third panel is a pair of fingers holding the birdband so that engraved text faces the viewer. The text reads "AND NOW YOU MUST GO."

A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.

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cloverlady

memewhore

I don't know how to break it to you but this is Spanish

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homunculus-argument

No joke is one-size-fits-all, but adding "but I remain optimistic" at the end of any somewhat-speculating statement makes it funny, taking a different tone in each.

Adding it to the end of something positive gives it an unexpected twist - implying that whatever the good thing that happened was, it wasn't what you expected or hoped to happen, but you're yet to give up hope of whatever the fuck you've now vaguely implied towards might still happen. "He survived and is expected to make a full recovery, but I remain optimistic."

Adding it to a neutral statement implies that you think something can be done about it, funniest if the statement is something that obviously can't be affected. "Apparently it's tuesday tomorrow, but I remain optimistic."

And the bleakest, most hopeless statements just become bleakly funny by the grim absurdity. "About 30 seconds remain until impact, and the chances of any of us surviving the crash are zero. But I remain optimistic."

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followerofmercy

notahorseindisguise

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal