The Thrilling Adventure Hour: Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars That's No Honeymoon (Season 5, Episode 23)
Podcast Episode | Comedy

The Thrilling Adventure Hour: Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars

That's No Honeymoon (Season 5, Episode 23)

Podcast Episode | Comedy

Sparks Nevada and Ginny West-Nevada arrive on the Honey Moon, formerly Fumfum-6 of the SK System. QQQQ, an Empathy Being, tells them to enjoy themselves as he shows them their room, and leaves. Ginny soon asks Sparks why he's been more ...See moreSparks Nevada and Ginny West-Nevada arrive on the Honey Moon, formerly Fumfum-6 of the SK System. QQQQ, an Empathy Being, tells them to enjoy themselves as he shows them their room, and leaves. Ginny soon asks Sparks why he's been more taciturn and grumbly since the wedding. Before he can answer, Ronk and QQQQ enter to ask them if they can help ease the tension in the room, then leave. Sparks points out that Ginny called Sparks his buddy, and then asks Ginny if she is a Jupiter Spy. Ginny, offended, storms off into the bathroom and attempts, unsuccessfully, to slam the door. Sparks says he'll apologize only after she confirms she's not a Jupiter Spy. Croach enters, and informs Sparks he thinks Ginny may be a Jupiter Spy, despite Sparks' insistence he already knows. As Sparks attempts to tell Croach to butt out, Felton enters and informs Sparks he thinks Ginny might be Jupiter Spy. Croach and Felton wonder if the Ginny Sparks married is the real Virginia West, or if she's a spy who replaced a human Ginny at some point. QQQQ, Ronk, and Xance enter, insisting that Sparks and Ginny find the love between them and bask in it, or else. Croach points out that the Empathy Beings are metamorphosing on a cellular level to much more dangerous beings. Sparks tells Felton he must calm down, as he doesn't want the Empathy Beings to take on Felton's emotions. Sparks and Ginny continue to bicker over whether or not she's a spy, and why Sparks brought his guns on their honeymoon. Barkeep then enters, saying that he and Harriet are on the planet for one of their many second honeymoons. Barkeep doesn't remember Jib Janeen or the Jupiter spies. He only stopped by to see trouble play out in someone else's place. Felton says now he's both scared, and jealous of Harriet and Mordecai's marriage. Sparks begins to lose his patience at Ginny and insists she tell him if she's a spy. All four Empathy Beings enter, all very angry, and explain that their emotions are causing danger to everyone in the resort, as they could fly into a murderous rage at any moment. Sparks attempts to calm down, and tells Ginny he now wants to learn about her and who she is. He then realizes he does love Ginny, no matter who she really is. The Empathy Beings also calm down, and Ginny emerges from the bathroom. Croach confirms everyone is now calm, when The Red Plains Rider arrives. Red tells everyone to shut up, and that Sparks has enough sense to figure out his own stuff on his own time. She is there to shoo Croach away, not that she's angry. The Empathy Beings confirm she only has her low-level omnipresent anger. She and Croach decide to get a room at the resort. Felton decides to go back home, as he's alone. Sparks apologizes, saying he should have talked to Ginny instead of simmering in his anger. He tells her he loves her, then Ginny confesses that she is a Jupiter Spy, although she has a secret to tell him. Written by Thrilling Adventure Hour Wiki See less

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10 cast members

Name	Known for
Craig Cackowski Felton Felton See fewer	Drunk History (2013)
Mark Gagliardi Croach the Tracker Croach the Tracker See fewer	Blood & Treasure (2019)
John Hodgman QQQQ QQQQ See fewer	Coraline (2009)
Marc Evan Jackson Sparks Nevada Sparks Nevada See fewer	The Baby-Sitters Club (2020)
Hal Lublin Ronk Ronk See fewer	The Venture Bros. (2003)
Joshua Malina The Barkeep The Barkeep See fewer	A Few Good Men (1992)
Rhett Miller Folksy Narrator / singer Folksy Narrator / singer See fewer	Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
Busy Philipps The Red Plains Rider The Red Plains Rider See fewer	He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
Adam Savage Hedo Hedo See fewer	MythBusters (2003)
Janet Varney Ginny West Ginny West See fewer	The Legend of Korra (2012)