John Crudele

John Crudele

Golf

Barbershops — and golf courses — should reopen

Dear John: I need a haircut. How about opening barbershops for two people at a time? J.M. 

Dear J.M.: I’m with you on this. My hair hasn’t been this long since the ’60s.

And golf courses. One person to a cart. Don’t let the ball go into the cup. My ball is never near anyone else’s — golf being a form of social distancing — at least for me, because I am usually in the woods.