gwydionae:

Behold, one of my best friend’s Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I’m so proud!!)

autistic-fuckwad:

autistic-fuckwad:

wise-healer:

autistic-fuckwad:

autistic-fuckwad:

autistic-fuckwad:

autistic-fuckwad:

i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

i was laying on my Fucking Cat

sire this is 10 note post territory and 7 are me

THEY’RE RATIOING ME IN MY TUMBLRS

Yo! Autistic-fuckwad!!! I saw you on Pinterest once!!!

YOURE TELLING ME THEY PUT ME ON PINTEREST???

this post keeps getting funnier sometimes. its such an amalgam. yes my name is Autistic Fuckwad

tired-all-the-time22:

14-Year-Old-Half-Ghost-Vigilante Daniel Fenton experiences first-hand the universal blunder of Fucking Around and Finding Out for the nth time

Friends and confidants Sam Manson and Tucker Foley are not amused.

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

• Top Surgery
• Bottom Surgery
• Witch Encounters (one per century)
• Killed By Greg
• Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

friendly reminder as we enter into Witch Season

goldensunset:

you! tumblr user!

goldensunset:

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

apas-95:

no. phil can, though

nauti-ca:

sorry guys. can’t come in today. the creature

memser:

i dont want a “career” i should be someone’s loyal and gay dog

flikkerij:

for a literature essay im writing im inexplicably looking up a lot of articles abt private pools and american culture and now im curious.

are you usamerican, and do you know someone with a private pool?

USA, i (have) live(d) in a house with a private pool

USA, i know someone with a private pool

USA, I don’t know anyone who has a private pool

Not USA, i (have) live(d) in a house with a private pool

Not USA, i know someone with a private pool

Not USA, i don’t know anyone who has a private pool

i’m dutch, and to me a private pool seems like the height of ostentatious luxury. i don’t know anyone in my country who has a private pool, i grew up swimming in public pools or whatever random body of water was nearby, lakes or rivers or canals or whatever. american media has so many private pools though, are they really that common?

pudgy-planets:

pudgy-planets:

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

BOTH I MEANT

BOTH

headcanonsandmore:

When I find myself at daylight savings

Cousin Oskaar comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

rebloggingtime:

nyancrimew:

i thought all weens were hollow in some sense?

teathattast:

amygdalae:

If you’re gonna wear a fun layer-y outfit to a party always make sure to beforehand envision your drunk self trying to go to the bathroom wearing it because otherwise you may be setting up a tricksy puzzle for your stupidest clumsiest possible future self to navigate