Erm…Arnold Schwarzenegger is replacing Donald Trump as the host of Celebrity Apprentice
Will contestants be sent to a chopper instead of a cab when they're fired?
Woman paints Donald Trump’s portrait using her period blood
It actually looks really good.
Donald Trump seems happy ‘nice’ Kanye West is running for president
'I love Kanye. Kanye has been so nice to me.'
This website lets you paint with Donald Trump
The highest art form, Trumps away
Someone created a fake health pamphlet about the serious condition of Donald Trump
Symptoms include compulsive use of the word 'losers'.
This artist has made photo collages of himself hanging out with celebrities and they are awesome
Because you're a long time dead.
Bad lip reading of Republican debate makes it even more ridiculous (if that was possible)
This is why lip reading isn't always reliable.
Donald Trump says Heidi Klum is ‘no longer a ten’ and she responds in the perfect way
Heidi wins this round.
Women are responding to Donald Trump’s sexist comments with #PeriodsAreNotAnInsult
Because #PeriodsAreNotAnInsult
FFS, Donald Trump implied a female journalist was on her period after a tough interview
He made comments about 'blood coming out of her'. Ew.
‘How would you destroy ISIS in 90 days?’ and other baffling questions to Republican presidential hopefuls
The GOP debate makes the Labour leadership contest look like a nail-bitingly sassy episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race
The internet reacts to Donald Trump running for president with #TrumpYourCat
Trump hair on cats. Internet gold.
Man creates Donald Trump butt plug after offensive comments about Mexican immigrants
The unusual creation came after Trump accused Mexican immigrants of being drug dealers and rapists
There’s a creature that looks like Donald Trump’s hair and it slithers around in the forest
It looks cute but it's actually pretty toxic. Like Donald Trump, some might argue.
Donald Trump is running for president and everyone is thrilled
Donald Trump is, in the words of one Twitter user, the gift that keeps on giving.
Donald Trump duped into retweeting photo of Fred and Rose West
Mr Trump was blissfully unaware that the picture of a fan's 'parents' was actually of two serial killers.
Rounding up those Aston Villa takeover rumours – the potential runners and riders and the definite non-starters
We're still no closer to finding out who might be in the running to buy Aston Villa.
Ruby Wax: Donald Trump hated me. I asked him questions that irritated him, then wondered why he was being a jerk
Ex-celebrity interviewer Ruby Wax, 60, wrote a show about her depression. Now, she has an MA in mindfulness-based cognitive therapy from Oxford.
Billionaire Donald Trump gifts £6,000 to ‘brave’ bus driver who enticed suicidal woman from bridge
Billionaire businessman Donald Trump has gifted $10,000 (£6,200) to a bus driver who coaxed a suicidal woman from a motorway bridge while he was on duty.
Richard E Grant: The Olympics will be fine, moaning is just the British way
Withnail and I star Richard E Grant tells Metro about his hopes for the London 2012 Olympics, not giving germs to Donald Trump - and meeting a murderer.
Donald Trump blasts wind farm plan near his golf course
Donald Trump has criticised a plan to build an offshore wind farm near his luxury Scottish golf resort.
Donald Trump rules out running for US president in 2012
Billionaire Donald Trump has ruled himself out of the race to be the president of the United States – to focus on his businesses empire.
Donald Trump: A lot of people want me to run for president
Donald Trump confirmed he is considering running for the US presidency as he picked up an honorary degree in Scotland on Friday.
