catboyhdb

stuckinapril

sir these are my emotional support fictional scenarios that make living bearable

literally every bit of filthy kenstew sex that exists in my head all the time not sfw

I need to fuck Kendall so hard he sees stars.

soapbox succession not sfw

Kendall is definitely a fingers in his ass type guy.

soapbox succession not sfw

I think the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a fanfic is Cassidy sucks dick really well but only because he wouldn’t stop talking during sex and people kept on asking for blowjobs just to shut him up.

soapbox preacher not sfw

The more I think about the more I’m like yeah actually I’m like actually Ted and Trent ARE gay I’ve come around on Tedtrent very quickly.

soapbox ted lasso its partly cause im hypersexual right now so its like well i wanna see them fuck not sfw

Me: he might have bipolar but my dick is a mood stabiliser

Friend: you can balance an entire mood on that cock

soapbox not sfw guess who this is about

I wanna fuck Kendall so hard his uh huhs become uuuuuhhhhs

soapbox succession not sfw

HOW CAN YOU WRITE KENSTEW AND MAKE KEN THE DOM. WHYYYYY.

soapbox succession not sfw the fact im actually legitimately mad about this

skintyfia

skintyfia

me

brassic not sfw fuck I love this show

pitbolshevik

arrghigiveup

The comments and responses on this post are amazing

poetry-protest-pornography

I’m c r y i n g

Oh my godddd

zwoelffarben

Nadia Cakes didn’t win Cupcake wars to receive this disrespect, but damn if that ain’t a vagina with teeth.

dduane

…

(helpless laughter)

scientia-rex

You can order the Vageode™️ cake, FYI. From the original bakery. I saw it on Goldbelly. GIRLS GIRLS GET THAT CASH

not sfw