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shrxe

sigh. i cant believe im doing this.

if this gets 8k notes by the first week of october ill promise to stay alive one more year.

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shrxe

sigh. i cant believe im doing this.

if this gets 8k notes by the first week of october ill promise to stay alive one more year.

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shrxe

sigh. i cant believe im doing this.

if this gets 8k notes by the first week of october ill promise to stay alive one more year.

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scooburst

Note thing i guess.

10: I’ll drink water

25: I’ll eat food more often (I don’t eat. Very much.)

50: I’ll finish s1 of Star vs. Forces of Evil

75: I’ll draw some more

100: I’ll take full illustration requests (only 5, that’s hard to do!)

250: ill work on my AU

500: I’ll start posting my art more often

750: I’ll make some more OC’s

1000: I’ll open an ask temmie blog

I’ll add more if I have too, but I won’t. This will flop.

Spamming is allowed. I don’t care.

@non-tyrannical-usa if I ask really nicely will you use your tag list

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one thing I’ve noticed while running an online shop is that Americans never include their country when writing their address.

I don’t mean when filling in online forms, bc that’s obviously a required element. but when emailing me for address changes for orders, they never include a country in the updated address. but I always know the country is the United States of America because literally nobody else around the world would do that.

Seriously? Why would you include it though? It’s extraneous information like ofc its the us

there are 195 countries in the world

But we also always have to include our states, which if you get confused what country “California” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Hessen” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Karnataka” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Kärnten” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Bahia” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Manitoba” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Colima” is in, that’s kind of on you.

… yeah, checks out /j

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andordean

I witnessed this today with my own two eyes

Me before reading this post: Yeah, maybe I should try to learn what all the different US states are called. Education is important and Geography is fun.

Me after reading this post: Actually, I think I won’t do that. Instead I will make an active effort to forget all of the US states I know of.

In terms of an actual answer, the USA is actually 50 countries (states) in a trench coat. People often don’t write the country when shipping across states, because that’s redundant; for people who have never or rarely left the country, the habit probably sticks.

Basically, they consider their state as a country.

Plenty of countries have states with strong individual identities. The USA aren’t special. There’s nothing more “countries in a trenchcoat” about their states than about anybody else’s states. The level of state individuality varies between countries but I guarantee that that’s not a unique USA thing.

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Okay so it’s been a while I should get my life together

if this post gets 10 notes, I’ll drink at least 4 bottles of water everyday

if this post gets 50 notes, I’ll stop staying up till midnight and I’ll sleep the appropriate time

if this post gets 200 notes, I’ll spent more time with my little brother

if this post gets 400 notes, I’ll take school more seriously

if this post gets 500 notes, I’ll take my meds properly

if this post gets 800 notes, I’ll practice drawing more often

if this post gets 1k notes, I’ll limit my screen time

if this post gets 2k notes, I’ll tell my mom how bad my migraines are

if this post gets 4k notes, I’ll fix my relationship with my parents

if this post gets 10k notes, I’ll eat 3 full meals every day

if this post gets 15k notes, I‘ll be honest to my therapist

if this post gets 20k notes, I’ll quit social media for three months

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people saying white rice is a harmful carb.. they could never make me hate you my beautiful princess..

if white rice has a million fans, i am one of them. if white rice has ten fans, i am one of them. if white rice has only one fan, then that is me. if white rice has no fans, that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against white rice, i am against the world. I love #white rice till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of white rice. Hit Like if you think white rice Best food & Good in the world

I agree, white rice is the best rice 🍚

Especially with sambar.

WHITE RICE THEY CAN NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU

RICE IS RICE.

i like white rice!

White rice with daal and tomato chutney 😋

Amma...Daal? Daal with tomato chutney? Why? Just Why???

Don't knock it till you've tried it 💪

This might be controversial but I like my daal bati with Achar as much as I like it with lal mirch ki chutney

I blame @india-official for my peculiar eating habits

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Please publish the link, force and me so that my child and I can live and build my future again

I have spoken to Arwa and she is very new to tumblr, so new that the blogs who were vetting fundraisers have not had a chance to verify her.

Please take a moment to read Arwa’s story and donate if you can! She has only raised €10 of €30 000 as of this morning.

alright i have an idea. due to the broke boy era i cannot help myself, but i have The Lists

@the-taggerrrrr you have the biggest list for contryverse

@putting-pomni-in-places you're the only places blog i can think of, but i have faith you know how to summon lists

@the-gimmick-simp and you can streach out a bit farther too

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schoolhater

following this dude on insta who only has 5k of 35k on his sons evac fund and im so confused cuz he has multiple microinfluencers making videos abt him, hes been consistently posting and asking for donations for at least two months, hes DMing everyone he sees, he's even got ppl printing his story out and pasting it up apparently. yet only at 5k? after all that time and effort?

here he is

btw i have actually been in touch with him for a few weeks now and i would really appreciate if everyone could share and donate

the fund is at $5,082USD of $35,000USD as of june 18th

HIS BABY IS STUCK IN NORTH GAZA 😭

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ATTENTION QUEER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

we need to take Halloween.

it needs to be ours.

idk how, but we will find a way.

Halloween will belong to the gays by this October.

taging everyone to spread the word:

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kirvee

i think you know what to do…

yes of course

HALLOWEEN WILL BE OURS!!!

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

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sirro85-blog

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

REBLOG

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R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

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I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

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prick-o

i felt like this was important idk

REBLOG BUTTON

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irishfry

Btw people, telling people they have to reblog is more likely to make them not reblog it, if you want people to reblog something, ask nicely, it’s a psychological thing, they feel like they’re proving they have free will if they don’t reblog it when you tell them they have to, just as a sidenote lol

Reblog to help someone that might be in need, please?

Hey, @india-official can you put down the list of all the gimmick blogs again??

@non-tyrannical-usa list plesee :3

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

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This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

^^^

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

BISEXUAL INDIVIDUALS ARE VALID AND LOVED ON THIS BLOG, PASS IT ON!

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justsaya

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

^^

FUCK I CLICKED A DIFFERENT BUTTON OH GOD

//Some of this shit… It really makes me feel awful.

If you hate bisexuals, or if you think bisexuality isn’t valid, unfollow me. I am a raging bisexual, and if anyone sends that bullshit towards me or my friends, they’re gonna catch these hands.

Not BI myself, but have friends who are BI. So If you have a problem with them, you have a problem with me.

Panic

I honestly felt like crying when I read those biphobic comments. If you’re a biphobe, hate bisexuals, or think bisexuality isn’t valid, please unfollow me. I’m bisexual, and if you try to send me any kind of hate you will be sorry.

On this blog we stan bisexuals!

WE STAN BISEXUALS

RESPECT BISEXUALS OR BE GLOCKED

Dating a bisexual is probably the best out of them all.

Bis are LOVELY

I fight these biphobic shitheads ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

BISEXUALS I LOVE YOU ALL💙💜💖

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fonix-girl

To all bisexuals and biromantics who are comfortable with it, here’s a hug from an ace mom friend! 🤗 You’re beautiful human beings and we love you!!

MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE BI, AND THEY ARE THE GREATEST AND KINDEST PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET! IF YOU AGREE WITH THE HATEFUL COMMENTS ABOVE

UNFOLLOW ME NOW! IT IS DISGUSTING!

Im lucky to live in a place where 99.9% of the people around me give ZERO fucks that Im bi. Im surrounded by other bisexuals and other members of the LGBTQ+ audience. For my fellow bisexuals who are facing Biphobia I am so sorry and I hope you stay strong.

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savnofilter

bi finger guns bi me.

To the valid ass as Bi peeps out there^

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lostmyria

^^^!!

IF YOU SAY BISEXUSLS AND ASPECS ARENT VALID I WILL HATE YOU FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. I WILL ONLY BE FEULED MORE BY EVEN MORE SPITE. I KNOW IF YOU SAY I AINT VALID FOR BEING ACE YOU WISH FOR ME TO CEASE MY EXISTENCE, BUT I WONT. FUCK YOU FOR THAT SHIT. NOTHING YOU DO WILL MATTER IN THE END AND THOSE WHO DO REMEMBER YOU WILL ONLY REMEMBER YOU AS AN ASSHOLE, AND ONCE THEY FORGET ABOUT YOU. YOU WILL BE TRULY DEAD. ALL MEMORY OF YOU WILL FADE AWAY ONE DAY, AND THEN THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT TO SAVE YOUR SOUL. WHATEVER YOUR GOD IS, IT IS REAL. IT HAS NO LOVE FOR YOU. IT SEES YOU AS A DISGRACE TO ITS OWN CREATION.

If this ain’t you, hiiiiii!!! Welcome!!! You are accepted here!

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