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Part of the glorious 50 Cent Army

Their Imperial-Royal-Ducal-Schukal Majesty
Is currently: Posting propaganda online
— Wikipedian —
Contrary to popular belief online, I am actually the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.
Contrary to popular belief online, I am actually the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.
Name
Theodore
BornWilliam Octavius von Augustberg-Schweibenhamken
GenderYes
Pronounsshe/they/him
NationalityFreedom Loving Patriot
Country United States
Current location50km from your location and rapidly approaching.
LanguagesBarbaric excuse for a Germanic language
Time zoneThe Superior Time Zone
Current timeCurrent time for UTC-6 is 09:21
EthnicityPrussian-German ethnicity
RaceAryan Nordic Hyperborean
Height6'5" (very healthy. very Aryan)
HairBlond
EyesBlue. Also very Aryan
Handednessright handed. Very Aryan!
Sexuality

I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (come here!)

— Eminem
AlignmentChaotic
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Politicsjudeo-bolshevism
Userboxes
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This user is a history buff.
This user loves History.
This user is interested in
alternate history.



This user is interested in the Revolutions of 1848.
This user is interested in the French Revolution.
This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.
This user is interested in the November Revolution.
This user is interested in the Kronstadt Uprising.
This user is interested in the Enlightenment.
This user is interested in
Russian History
This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.
This user is interested in contemporary history.
The Great Emperor NortonThis user believes in the rightful rule of the first and only Emperor of the United States, Joshua Norton.


This user greatly admires
Teddy Roosevelt and his Big Stick. They also recognize that Teddy Roosevelt was 100% Hitler..
SoE-5This fine gentleman, or if so permitted this proper Southern belle, is a genuine pro-fessional eloquent speaker of our delightful Southern English.
en-us-5This user believes that American English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of British, or Australian, Canadian, or any other form of the English language with disgust.
ʍThis user pronounces "wh" as a voiceless labial–velar fricative, because that's funny.
-izeThis user spells the suffix -ize with a z, as is etymologically appropriate!
tough, though, through, thoughtThis user supports
English spelling reform.
sax-enThis brooker wishes to cleanse English of needless fremd words.
TheySome people are 'they'. Get over it!
"…"!
US vs. UK
This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!
This user can understand AAVE.
This user is an internationalist who opposes war.
This user is Anti-nationalist.
This user recognizes the US as a terrorist state
This user is an anti-consumerist.
This user is an anti-capitalist.
All edits by this user are approved by a personal shoulder-mounted Porky.
This user is a Communist.
This user subscribes to a Marxian interpretation of economics.
This user indentifies as a council communist.
This user identifies as a Marxist.
This user knows Stalinism is not Communism!
This user identifies as a left communist.
This user believes that communism is the only solution.
This user despises the dictator Stalin and his bloody legacy of state capitalist regimes.
This user respects
Róża Luksemburg
and her contributions to
internationalist communism.
This user doesn’t like tankies, especially when they push historical revisionism on Wikipedia.
This user knows that Egoism and Communism are not incompatible.
This user believes that Communism is individualistic and egoist.
This user is a Communist because it pleases their ego
Other
Date of my inevitable spontaneous combustionAugust 5th, 2024 (500 dead)