User:Vanished user 5zariu3jisj0j4irj/Quotes

from Talk:John Kerry

"Hemanshu, just be aware that in editing this article, you're entering the Wikipedia equivalent of the Mekong Delta on a dark night in 1969." - JamesMLane 04:01, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)

"Alone. In a Viet Cong-controlled area." - Neutrality 04:19, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)

from WP:VFD/Template:Insane

Keep. Templates don't kill people, Cabalists kill people. --Eequor 20:14, 19 Aug 2004 (UTC)

from IRC

[11:15pm] <TimStarling> apparently some guy in Queensland has recently declared his property to be a micronation and is refusing to pay taxes
[11:15pm] <Kate> quick, create an article on it
[11:15pm] <TimStarling> I don't understand why the government doesn't just recognise its sovereignty, then invade it

from Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Oliver Robinson

Delete. But here's to you, Mr. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo). -- orthogonal 09:19, 6 Sep 2004 (UTC)

from Wikipedia:Votes_for_deletion/Poponia

Delete. Geogre, you are a sorry deletionist! This is clearly from the game "Pokemon from Middle Earth meet Duke Nukem in Yoknapatawpha County", a game avidly played by as many as three men not in a boat and one dog! How dare you consider this unworthy of Wikipedia when such meaningless articles as Lenin, Catholic Church, and Periodic Table continue to waste space? By the way, I consider any refutation of my screed a personal attack and will refactor any response to make it look like you wrote, "orthogonal is the True Pope". -- orthogonal 19:50, 8 Sep 2004 (UTC)

from IRC

[10:44] <zocky> why do they need rectal probes to get to anthony's brain--oh!

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[8:38pm] <kturner> IRC is where good intentions go to die. :-)

from Talk:List of transgendered people

'I'd appreciate a constructive debate, if necessary, and not one that does not bother with any arguments except "I am too stupid to use Google"'. -- AlexR

from Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Sam Spade

• No, no, no, a THOUSAND times no. Sam Spade is a troll with a hair trigger. RickK 21:32, Oct 4, 2004 (UTC)
  • Does anyone else see the hypocrisy in this vote? -- Netoholic @ 22:02, 2004 Oct 4 (UTC)
    • I do. RickK should be de-sysopped for this. --lst27 22:50, 4 Oct 2004 (UTC)
      • I should be de-sysopped for voting No on an admin nomination? RickK 23:01, Oct 4, 2004 (UTC)
        • How about for being consistantly rude and regularly biting newbies? Sam Spade 23:04, 4 Oct 2004 (UTC)
          • Pot. Kettle. Black. RickK 23:32, Oct 4, 2004 (UTC)

from Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Antidisrevisionmentarianism

• Delete. Possible attempt to cheat at scrabble. Average Earthman 11:56, 6 Oct 2004 (UTC)

from IRC

[4:15pm] FennecFoxen: olene: Wikipedia does not negotiate with terrorists.

[7:55pm] VagueRant: In Hell, they have you on Windows, with RealAudio running, and you're on Internet Explorer at Neopets.
[7:55pm] VagueRant: All the damn time.

a neat dig at the ArbCom

Be wary, next they'll ban you from editing on octopus-related topics (and then later Australian ones). VeryVerily 22:29, 15 Nov 2004 (UTC)

Oops...

Oops...User:RickK cuts User:Vague_Rant's comment in half, and declares that the first half is by an anon, and therefore invalid.

RickK strikes back

I have no problem with keeping the current version, so long as it no longer says that Lil Jon is a little Swedish boy who, with his recording partner Ol' Dirty Bastard, rescued somebody who had been hit by an asteroid in Prince Edward Island. RickK 23:44, Nov 26, 2004 (UTC)

More IRC

rvalles goes Urban Terror
rvalles: later
Arminius: peace out
Vague_Rant: See ya.
Arminius: I really hope that's a video game.

Raul's Top Four Mediawiki Quotes

Ok, first, please forgive me to compare handling a girl's mind with jerking off a dog. The principle is the same. -- Wikibooks, 82.82.160.93

Beep! Beep! Here comes the banmobile -- Silsor

All sysops can communicate with each other using a back channel consisting of an unrelated web page and encrypted, predefined signals. - Plautus satire

On Wikipedia, there is a giant conspiracy attempting to have articles agree with reality. -- Plautus satire

from IRC

<Kate> reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

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<Raul654> "DDOS attacks are like network bukkake"
<DavidGerard> "when a mummy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy love each other very much, and the daddies decide mummy needs some very special moisturiser ..."

from Wikipedia:Votes for undeletion

• Undelete. Ban the deletionist cabal. Lirath Q. Pynnor
  • Ban namecallers. -- Cyrius|✎ 06:08, 23 Dec 2004 (UTC)
    • Ban feeders of trolls ;-) Theresa Knott (The snott rake) 06:30, 23 Dec 2004 (UTC)
      • Ban the bomb. [[User:Neutrality|Neutrality/^talk]] 06:35, Dec 23, 2004 (UTC)
    • Can I interest y'all in a kettle? ‣ᓛᖁᑐ 07:28, 23 Dec 2004 (UTC)
      • Only if there's tea being made. Mackensen (talk) 07:52, 23 Dec 2004 (UTC)

from IRC

homer: who the hell cares about shakespear
homer: he can't write for crap
homer: I write better him

from a Google translation of a de.wikipedia message about Willy on Wheels

"This user became closed."

from IRC (again)

[9:39pm] <innocence> do not change $wgScript or $wgScriptPath or rabid crabs will eat you in the night

Anthere, IRC and sex

[17:29] * Submarine notes that Anthere comes whenever one discusses sex
[17:30] <Anthere> no
[17:30] <Anthere> you discuss sex ALL THE TIME

DavidGerard humor

[from wikien-l, to User:Enviroknot) "You are ElKabong and I claim my 5p"

[from IRC] "Everyone on Wikipedia is either gay, transsexual or both."

RickK humor

"Imagine me, defending Everyking!" [1]

Ambi, The Red Queen

Ambi is the Red Queen of arbcom - running around like a complete fat fool, screaming "Orf Wiv is 'ead" whenever a case comes before her. -- Anon E Mouse, wikien-l troll

DavidGerard again

"If you're an admin, then I'm Enviroknot. As it happens, you are. Back to moderation you go." to Anon E Mouse on wikien-l

"This is Calvinball. We are Calvin. You are the ball." [DavidGerard again, referring to a blocked sockpuppeteer]

Courtesy of Redwolf24

• Antandrus blocked "User:ALL YOUR YELLOWCAKE ARE BELONG TO US" with an expiry time of indefinite (ALL YOU SOCKPUPPET ARE BLOCK BY US)

• From User talk:Johnwilkesbooth: I have blocked you for shooting Lincoln. Redwolf24 (talk) 03:23, 8 September 2005 (UTC)

Wise words

[01:03] <karynn> arbcom is not your mother