A Cockatiel.This user likes or keeps one or more cockatiels.
Four Penguins.This user knows that penguins are evil!
This user has a pet cat.
This user eats Swedish Fish.
This user has a pet Ball Python.
JavaThis user can program in Java.
<html>This user can write HTML.
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.
.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.
A, B, and
A and B
This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
UKThis user uses British English.
AIM-52 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.
cAPSCAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
This user is against DRM.
This user is a hacker, or identifies with and promotes the hacker ethic.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
This user contributes using a MacBook.
This user is a proud owner of an iPod Nano!
This user's mobile phone and data services provider is T-Mobile.
This user contributes while using iTunes.
This user contributes while using VLC media player.
This user listens to free music.
AdiumThis user uses Adium to chat on various instant messaging networks.
Free software logosThis user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.
This user uses BitTorrent.
This user supports The Pirate Bay.
This user runs macOS.
This user uses OpenOffice.org rather than Microsoft Office.id2
VThis user is a Vegetarian.
ORGThis user would rather eat
organic food
than tampered-with food
This user is a chocoholic.
You just lost The Game.
AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
Diff NoneThis user watches recorded game-sessions.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.
1337 7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11!
This user thinks the Nintendo DS is the best handheld game console ever!
This user plays Pac-Man.
This user is an advanced mathematician.
This user can divide by zero.
SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it.
This user likes all types of music.
This user is a Lego enthusiast
This user likes to read Tintin
comic albums and books about Tintin.
V This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!
I prepared explosive runes this morning.This user... Well... How about you read it.
xkcdThis user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.
"Surely this user can't be serious?"
This user is a MSTie.
SW
II
This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucked more.
Soylent Green is People!
YouThis user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine.
This user's TV service provider is a pair of rabbit ears.
Fox NewsThis user hates Fox News and anything connected to it.
XThis user believes that the truth is right in front of you. It's all in the X-files.
This user is a musician.
This user is a music composer.
🎸This user plays the guitar.
This user plays the ukulele.
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.Existent
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
This user is straight but not narrow.