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Join the revolution cuz we have a god on our side and the queen does not
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finally i can cream narinder in knucklebones

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longshrimp

I prefer creaming him in the tent but okay

YOU LITERALLY HAVE "IM A MINOR" IN THE BIO PLEASE SMALL CHILD GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM TO PLAY MINCED RAFT AND THEN ILL BRING YOU WARM CHICKEN NUGGIES AND TRANSGENDER MEDICATION

Guys this just in minors can't make bad jokes

More like "sex jokes" but you *ARE* allowed to exist near said jokes after like... (starts counting on fingers)... ffffourteen???? Idfk.

You cans tart making those jokes yourself *after 18 tho*

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@rainbowgod666 I'm royally fucked ig

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ecofmaster

I would also like to request a job

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pukicho

Just spotted legitimately one of the stupidest fuckers on the planet

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Shilanoko Nokonoko Koshtantan

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Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

And we're back to card ideas

Day 30: The Morphling

Rarity: Legendary

Card: troop

Elixir: 6

Health: 7000

Weapon switch delay: 0.25 secs

Speed: 1.5 tps (tiles per second)

Ground troop

The Morphling is a troop that uses the attack of the last thing that attacked it. Before it gets an attacked it will ignore everything and just walk. It will even ignore opposing towers if they don't attack it. This also means if you are able to freeze an opposing king tower long enough it can even walk past a king tower.

But when it is attacked, it will start using the attack of the thing that attacked it. Every time it's attacked by something new, it takes a bit to switch weapons, so there's an opening to attack it. The attack it uses will do the exact same everything that it would for the original attacker (scaled to whatever level the Morphling is, of course). If it's attacked by something that shoots multiple projectiles at a time (for example the hunter), even If only one of the projectiles hit it, the Morphling will attack with all of the projectiles.

Although this card may seem crazy unfair and overpowered at first, there are some easy ways to counter it. Overwhelming it with a bunch of different cards with different attacks can get it to repeatedly switch weapons, causing long periods of switch delay. This makes cards like the Rascals really good at defending against the Morphling. Also, any spirit can DESTROY this card. Remember how the Morphling uses the EXACT projectile as its attacker? Well, spirits throw themselves into opposing troops, so the Morphling will too.

So ye that's the Morphling

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Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

I forgor earlier today soooooo

Day 29: Tournaments Part 2

Ok, so I know I already did this one, but hear me out. (Also this is in addition to the other changes)

Change 1: Move the tournaments

The final tab of the home page will now be exclusively the season stuff. The Pass Royale will also be moved there cuz that's a seasonal thing too. The regular tournaments and event tournaments will be added as the newest tabs to the game modes in the main screen.

Change 2: Latter Tournaments

So I always hated the Goblin Queen's Journey because I felt it would be better as an event thing that comes and goes. But now I have a solution to kill it. Replace the Goblin Queen's Journey with Latter Tournaments! The Goblin Queen game mode will now be a mode you can play as a tournament, and the latter aspect will now be for the tournaments themselves!

But how will tournament latter work? Well, I envision it similar to the Path Of Legends. Tournaments will now add to a path that you can climb, and you can only climb tournament latter by winning games in the paid tournaments. This latter will obviously have better rewards, considering you have to pay at least some amount of gems to get in tournaments. Also this latter is a long with the tournament rewards themselves. (And season tournaments will not contribute to this latter. They will be their own game mode, and will work virtually the same, just moved to a different place in the home area)

CLASH ROYALE TOURNAMENT UPDATE NOW

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Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

Back to late night shit

Day 28: Rematches

This idea just randomly came to me while I was taking a shit yesterday so I decided to post it here.

Also I think this is the first time I'm suggesting a feature addition. Like I've revamped and reworked features, I've made changes to and made custom cards, but never a completely original feature.

Well there's a first for everything.

A rematch is basically saying "that was luck I can beat you this time" to someone. If you suggest a rematch against someone, a notification will appear when they're not in a game (similar to how the wish list works) that tells them that someone wants to play them again. In the friends tab, they will find a rematch request (like any other game request). They have the option to accept or decline the request. If they decline, well what do you think will happen? But if they accept...

Upon accepting a rematch, both parties will get into a game with the SAME CONDITIONS AS LAST TIME. So let's say someone plays another person in a regular game. Even if the other person switched their deck, or upgraded a card, accepting a rematch will make them play with the exact conditions as last time, for that one game. For any draft games, the drafts will NOT be the same. That's the only time a rematch will not have the same conditions as the game being rematched.

No rematches will NOT give trophies or whatever the hell path of Legends is. They can give gold crowns and chests, but nothing else.

Also to clarify, if you play one game, for this example let's use mega draft, and then play another with the same person, this time infinite elixir, and then you challenge your opponent to a rematch bely clicking the mega draft game and asking for it, you will get a rematch of MEGA DRAFT, NOT THE INFINITE ELIXIR.

So yeah that's rematches.

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Hey we're back to early-day schedule

Day 27: Bear Trap

Rarity: Champion

Type: spell

Elixir: 1

Ability Elixir: 2

Radius: 1 tile

Damage: 15

Tic speed: 0.25 secs

The bear trap is essentially a trap for a small group of troops. At first, it does absolutely nothing. Completely stationary. But when you activate its ability, the bear trap snaps up any troops on the tile that it was placed on. It can take up to 3 troops at a time. Once a troop is snared, it CAN'T get out until it dies. The bear trap doe a continuous small bit of damage to any snared troops. When a troop is snared, all allies of the bear trap retarget to a different one (if they were targeted at the snared troops). The bear trap can never hit flying troops.

The bear trap is an interesting idea. I'm pretty sure it was thought of as a card way back when before evos, champions, and all the p2w stuff we have now. But now it can be used as a champion! This also means it can't be baited, because the player controls when it snared enemies. I would see this being better against tanks honestly

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Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

I fell asleep early again

Day 26: Chill Pill

This is a dumb idea

Rarity: Common

Type: spell

Elixir: 1

Radius: 2.5 tiles

Slowdown percentage: 50% speed

Slowdown duration: 2 secs

Heal: 1/3 of troop total health

The Chill Pill is essentially a pill that can does the same thing to enemies or allies, and can be helpful or hurtful depending on the situation. It heals any troops in its range's health, but also slows them down.

This is an interesting idea because of its uses. You can use it to hinder the opponent's troops, or to help yours. Or in specific situations, maybe even both. It would be interesting to see in a real game.

This was kinda a lazy post, because I thought of it on the spot, but it's not like anyone reads these posts anyway, so...

Supercell we need chill pill card

@caretaleandotherstuff IT HAS BENN LESS THAN TEN SECONDS

DO YOU EVEN READ THESE???

SOMEHOW

HOW????

IN TEN SECONDS????

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT CLASH ROYALE IS????

ARE YOU COMPREHENDING THESE POSTS AT ALL?????

YES

AND I KNOW IT'S A GAME BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN ADS

I KNOW WHAT IT IS I JUST CAN'T PUT IT INTO WORDS

/LH

YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY THE DAMN GAME????

WTF???????

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