Blind Ferret

Did you know there are more acronyms in marketing than fleas on a ferret? 😱 But don't worry, your favourite furry friend Scout is here to decode them for you! From KPIs to UGCs, B2Bs to B2Cs, Scout's sniffed out 50 of the most common marketing acronyms. Whether you're a seasoned pro or a curious kit, this guide will have you chattering like a marketing genius ASAP (Hopefully, you know that one!) PS: It's okay if you don't know them all yet. We're always learning something new together. <3 Reshare this post to teach an old ferret new tricks. ♻️ #Marketing #DigitalMarketing #Accessibility

Happy Halloween from all of us here at Blind Ferret! 👻 🎃 Here’s a quick and easy last-minute costume idea! 𝘗𝘳𝘰 𝘵𝘪𝘱: 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥-𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳 — 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 “𝘯𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘵!” 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘴! ✨ #Halloween #SocialMediaManager #SocialMediaManagement

𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐠, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐝𝐈𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 0 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬. It's rough out there... but you're to blame. We're not being rude! We've been there, too. A lot of it comes down to your headline. Your headline is like the first whiff of a tasty treat – it's gotta be irresistible! Here's our fail-proof formula that'll have your readers digging in faster than Scout the Ferret can burrow through a sock drawer: [Number/Trigger Word] + [Adjective] + [Keyword] + [Promise of Benefit] For example: "7 Fur-bulous Tricks to Instantly Boost Your Social Media Following!" Remember: • Spark curiosity like a shiny object ✨ • Promise a benefit tastier than a ferret's favourite snack 🍗 • Keep it snappier than a ferret's reflexes ⚡ Now, our fellow content critters, we're all ears!👂 What's your secret recipe for headlines that make tails wag? Spill the beans in the comments below – we promise we won't steal them! 🐾 #DigitalMarketing #Copywriting #LinkedIn

WHY DOES YOUR MARKETING STRATEGY 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊? Hey there, business owners! It’s Scout, Blind Ferret's Chief Whisker Officer, ready to share some ferret-tested marketing wisdom to help you level up. Let's BFFR. A marketing strategy isn't just some fancy document to impress your investors. It's legit the reason whether your business is successful or not. 𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮: • 70% of businesses without a marketing strategy struggle to grow. • Companies with a clear strategy are 3x more likely to achieve their goals. • 89% of successful businesses credit their marketing strategy for their growth. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐲: 🎯 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘎𝘗𝘚. Without it, you're just running in circles like a confused ferret! 🗣️ 𝘐𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦. From the big cheese CEO to the newest intern, everyone's on the same page. 💡 𝘐𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴... Like finding the tastiest treats in the pantry! 📊 𝘐𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦. No more guessing if your efforts are working! 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐭-𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐲? • Clear goals (shinier than the shiniest object!) • Ideal customer profiles (who's your perfect human?) • Unique value propositions (what makes your business the top ferret?) • Winning tactics (how do you outsmart the competition?) Want to learn how to make your business as irresistible as a shiny object to a ferret? Reach out to Blind Ferret! We'll help you prove to your competitors that you mean business. After all, making brands stand out is what we do best! - Love, Scout

Repeat after me, Social Media Sailor Scouts: 🕯️ My first-time post shall be approved without delay 🕯️ My scheduled content shall go live right on time 🕯️ No typos will ever be found in my captions 🕯️ A surprise platform update shall not rear its ugly head 🕯️ My hashtags shall be relevant and mighty 🕯️ Trolls and spam bots shall be banished to the shadow realm 🕯️ My analytics will soar higher than a ferret on a trampoline #SocialMedia #SocialMediaManagement #Marketing

HALLOWEEN'S AROUND THE CORNER AND YOUR BUSINESS DID NOTHING. Look, we've been there. We can still help your social presence get super spooky for the holidays. Why should you listen to a ferret, you ask? Because Scout's got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician's rabbit! 🐰 ✨Here are 10 hair-raising ideas that'll have your followers screaming for more: 1. Costume Contest → Let your followers strut their stuff for prizes! 2. Company Pumpkin Carving → Show off your team's gourd-geous creativity! 3. Trick-or-Treat Trivia → Test your followers' spooky knowledge! 4. Halloween-Themed Email Campaigns → Haunt their inboxes (in a good way)! 5. Ghostly Giveaways → Offer treats, no tricks required! 6. Limited Edition Products → Create FOMO with spooky specials! 7. Spooktacular Testimonials → Let satisfied customers sing your praises! 8. Haunted Office Tour → Give followers a behind-the-screams look! 9. User-Generated Content (UGC) → Showcase your fans' Halloween spirit! 10. Creepy Product Promotions → Give your products a spooky makeover! You deserve to have a howling good time on social media this Halloween!

Imagine having to explain this to your Gen X boss ... Welcome to the life of social media manager.✨

THERE'S TOO MANY DICKS IN THE BOARDROOM! 😲 Holy ferret whiskers! E.L.F. BEAUTY just dropped a bombshell campaign called "So Many Dicks," and let us tell you, it's nuttier than a squirrel's winter stash. 🐿️ Did you know? • There are more Dicks (Richards, Ricks, you name it) than Hispanic women. Talk about a sausage fest! 🌭 • Middle Eastern women? There are 19 Dicks for every one of them. That's a lot of... well, you know. 😳 • Native American women? Only 3 on ALL the boards. Meanwhile, 566 Dicks are making their presence VERY known! Now, Scout may just be a ferret, but even we know this doesn't smell right! 👃 Why should we give a rat's... tail about this? • Diverse boards are 27% more likely to outperform. • More diversity = more profits for everyone. • It's 2024, for ferret's sake! Time to mix it up! So, what can we do? Spread the word, support diverse businesses, and maybe send some of these Dicks to obedience school! 🐕🦺 But seriously... A board without diversity is boring and ineffective. It's about time we put some new tails in those seats! Check out the campaign here: https://lnkd.in/e_Z4Yfvj #GenderEquality #WomenInLeadership #Diversity

Spooky season is here, and if marketing had a horror movie franchise, we’d title it "𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦..." 😱💀 Got any horror stories from the marketing world? Share yours in the comments! #SocialMediaMarketing #MarketingMemes

The coolest comeback in advertising has gotta be claymation. Remember those quirky, stop-motion characters from your childhood? Well, they're back and better than ever, thanks to Brisk Tea's latest campaign. 🧑🎨 Brisk is bringing that old-school charm to the digital age, proving that sometimes, the classics just hit different. Their new ads are serving up a fresh cup of nostalgia and innovation that's got everyone talking. Why claymation, you ask? 🤔 • It's unique as hell in a sea of CGI. • Gives that handcrafted, human touch. • Hits you right in the feels with nostalgia. Plus, let's be real – there's something magical about watching those little clay figures come to life. Brisk is selling tea, of course, but they're also selling an experience. An artisanal, hand-crafted vibe that screams "We care about the details." And in a world of AI-generated everything, that's refreshing as hell. So, what's the takeaway? Sometimes, to move forward, you gotta look back. Embrace the human touch. Get your hands dirty (literally, with clay). Your audience will eat it up! What do you think? Is claymation the next big thing in marketing? Or is it just a blast from the past? Drop your thoughts below! 👇 #Claymation #Animation #Marketing