Before interacting with my posts, ask yourself, "is this something I should say to a beautiful woman with an insanely violent temper?"
i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny
>The candidate that performed poorest in the Dem Primary in 2020 suddenly thrust into candidacy 4 years later after polling as the least liked VP
>loses
"Must be racism and misogyny"
so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw
About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.
mr cybersmith sir, I’m a huge fan of your work
Oh, thanks! I mostly post my co9king/baking stuff on X now, but here is a lovely toad-in-the-hole I made recently...
...and here is a lovely loaf of seeded honey-bread I made this weekend, and finished off today!
Why do you assume this is what they mean by “disagree”?! This is why you should get to know peoples’ actual views.
The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”
you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*
HAD to keep @furbearingbrick 's tag:
He gave her softer eyes, bigger breasts, a sweet inviting smile, narrower arms and wrists, and a less emphatic chin. A complacent and Proper Maiden for his smug consumption.
That is NOT what the artist painted.
The artist painted the cleaned image. Thank goodness and highly skilled people that we get to see it.
I'm so mad that the restored version is cropped in the photos there. I badly wanted to see the whole background cleaned. That SKY. SHOW ME IT.
NEVERMIND. The fucker who added boobs and a coy smile also pasted on a whole strip of new canvas at the top and slapped a skyline on there. o_0
Wow. The Kind of Guy(tm) who would do that really hasn't changed.
you spend 1 minute in a reddit comments section and feel like the most compassionate person on planet earth
usually my parents pick the baby up from preschool and play with him till my sister gets off work but if they have a scheduling conflict I am the designated pinch hitter caregiver
so I had picked him up from school and we were making cheesy rice at my house and the baby suddenly sighed deeply and said "I love making cheesy rice with you. I wish nana and granddaddy had to go to a funeral every day"
if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react
How the fuck do people eat all the protein you need for muscle building.
It's actually so hard to eat enough and it makes meals such a fucking pain
if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react
So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next