When I was in middle school we had a fire drill in the middle of winter and had to drudge our asses out to the field in two fucking feet of snow. We weren’t allowed to have our coats in class, and as everyone knows, you can’t get yo shit in a fire drill. So naturally we weren’t very happy, it was close to Christmas break, and I was the dumbass to started up singing, “Joy to the world, the school burnt down,” and quickly had the whole school singing along. Then the fire engines showed up and we realized it wasn’t a drill.