So, my grandpa lived his whole life on a farm, and he didn’t have any siblings or cousins or anything, and apparently when he and Grandma had their first kid he was astounded to see that her eyes were open… he’d only ever been around animal babies, not human babies… he thought her eyes would be closed for the first few weeks like a cat or a dog…

I swear to God he is the dumbest smart person I know.