What do you call a fish with no eyes? (Posts tagged sex mention)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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pizzaforpresident

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

recycled-soul

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

riskpig

WHAT?

endangeredslug

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

riskpig

WHAT?????

thegrimmlovely

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

madamehearthwitch

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

mayothefirst

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

lipsredasroses

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

biggest-gaudiest-fish

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

jehovahhthickness

This is very true lol

bundibird

Yo what the f u c k

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festivefeathers

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

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thesaltofcarthage

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

midnight-spectrum-again

What the fuck

gotterhag

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asthmaticpansexual

i-

….thank you tumblr??

stankpasta

hm. 

krystal-prism

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

soulvomit

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

wordsaremylife

Well I never

digital-magus

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

jaydove-writes

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

mr-andy-a-person

reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known

grayskittles

reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit

the-haiku-bot

reblogging bc

this was the first post on my

fyyp and holy shit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

thatgayash

I usually don’t reblog sex related stuff but this is actually so important

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katrafiy

Yeah so anyways, contrary to popular misconceptions and fear mongering spread by bigots, post op trans women's vaginas are amazing actually. 💛

[PSA] For the Newbies: Mythbusting About Trans Women's Vaginas  [Discussion] Misinformation and disinformation run rife in trans communities. Those of us who've been around a while know what's real and what's bullshit or transphobic propaganda, but if you're just starting out, you probably have read a lot of things that just aren't true, and lots of you are repeating misinformation.ALT
certifiedsexed

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ID: A screenshot from the Reddit post linked, with text reading:

"So I'm going to refute some of the more popular myths about trans women's vaginas by directly describing my own fully healed experience. (I had surgery several years ago using a fairly standard penile inversion technique that used some spare internal mucosa to supplement the vaginal lining. Recovery sucked, but it wasn't that bad.)

  1. Yes, all the normal parts of vaginal anatomy are present. I have a vulva with clitoris and labia, a vagina, I can pee normally, etc etc etc.
  2. No, I don't have visible scars. Some of us do, but they're usually not prominent, especially after a few years. Internally, thing must look quite normal too, since I've passed as cis during a pelvic exam with a speculum.
  3. No, it's not an open wound and it won't heal shut if I don't dilate. It's not a piercing, it's a vagina. I don't dilate at all, and not only do I not lose depth, but I can take a fist if I want
  4. No, I don't have to wash my vagina out. It has its own flora, so douching would generally be a great way to get an infection; luckily, it cleans itself. Yes, it smells and tastes normal.
  5. Yes, I have totally normal sensation in my vagina, clitoris, g spot, etc. Yes, I can orgasm. Yes, I can self-lubricate. Yes, I have totally normal vaginal muscles (the vaginal canal transects the pelvic floor muscles, that's why you can grip and do kegels, though my pelvic floor is stronger than most through a lifetime of kegels).
  6. No, I'm neither immune nor unusually prone to STIs, BV, yeast infections, or UTIs.
  7. Yes, I can cis pass while having sex. No, I don't pre-disclose before casual sex, though I also tend to meet partners in trans-positive environments.
  8. Yes, everything feels like it "should"; nothing feels out of place or misaligned, unlike before surgery, and really the only surprise was how unsurprising everything feels.
  9. No, I don't miss my old equipment at all. I do enjoy wearing a strap on sometimes, but that's pretty common among wlw."
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dylanolinski

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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larrysbellybutton

ITS BACK

larrystylinson-stuff

lord 

pale-unic0rn

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

dylanolinski

Please stop reblogging this post

myterribletwenties

This post made my water break

myterribletwenties

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

forfawkssake

WHAT

thebestofmen

God, I love this accursed website.

myterribletwenties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

citylightscomebackinjune

Happy 5th Birthday Marceline!!!!!

potatos-mom-has-got-it-going-on

Everyone calling 1yo posts, tumblr heritage posts. THIS is a tumblr heritage post. This post is roughly 10 years old now. This post was still making the rounds 5 years later making people laugh and breaking waters.

ablndfsh

whuh

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superdodirty

it ok to not be ready

50shadesofacceptance

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

crotchetybushtit

notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!

mind-breaker

It is ok to say no

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