What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dylanolinski

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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sometimes it just ends up being something like

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larrysbellybutton

ITS BACK

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lord 

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Y’ALL NEED JESUS

dylanolinski

Please stop reblogging this post

myterribletwenties

This post made my water break

myterribletwenties

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

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WHAT

thebestofmen

God, I love this accursed website.

myterribletwenties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

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Happy 5th Birthday Marceline!!!!!

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Everyone calling 1yo posts, tumblr heritage posts. THIS is a tumblr heritage post. This post is roughly 10 years old now. This post was still making the rounds 5 years later making people laugh and breaking waters.

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whuh

sex mention tumblr heritage

ameenafamily asked:

Hello dear,❤️‍🩹👋

I hope you are well and in good health💙.

I am Amina from Gaza🇵🇸, a mother of three children.Nase💚Adam💚and Braa💜 I come to you with a heart exhausted by war and injustice, with the heart of a mother who is in pain for the condition of her children🥺. They live in extremely poor conditions because of the war. No food, no medicine. We live in a tent under the scorching sun.🤒😪 Have mercy on our condition and donate even something simple for my children.🙏 The simplest thing makes us happy, or help me publish through the pinned post on my account💬. I hope you will not let me down, because I can no longer bear it. You are my last hope. Thank you to everyone who contributed and helped me🫂. Amina Yasser❤️‍🩹


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https://gofund.me/79676057

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vetted donation post palestine

shadi90 asked:

Hello, I’m Shadi, a father of three from Gaza. During this war, I lost several family members, My wife and children are now my only priority

I humbly ask for your help to provide food, water, clothing, and medical care for my family during these incredibly difficult times.


Every donation, no matter how small, can make a real difference and give us hope until this war ends.

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Each (55 SEK = 5$)

100$ = 1100 kroner

Your generosity can save us

https://gofund.me/d9e3739f

not vetted yet but seems legit. it’s just new

devotedlyclassycollector asked:

My family is still staying in half of the church that wasn’t affected by the bombing because there is nowhere else to stay other than tents. They are limited to one small meal a day and one shower a week. They are sleeping on the floors, but no one can sleep since there is bombing everywhere around them. Even when there is no bombing, they can still hear the loud buzzing sound of the military planes above them, which would keep anyone who hears it awake. Along with everything, My grandma has diabetes and osteoporosis, so she can’t walk. She has to take her insulin medication along with many others; however, she has run out of many of her medications.” Am on my knees requesting for donation. Target $450

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scam because they say they're from palestine but they're using paypal
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kimetsu-chan

Doing this bc I’m scared to and won’t on my own

if this gets 5k notes by thanksgiving, I will tell my dad about my eating disorder and get help to recover + therapist

Rules:

  • No spamming
  • 5 notes per person including likes
  • if either one of those is broken, I’m reducing the time limit, basically making it less likely to hit the goal on time
  • tagging is okay

Might delete later(sorry!) because I’m scarrredddd, I don’t wanna tell my dad >:l

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