Bunch of Freaks

Left to Right: Really strong moustachioed gentleman, bearded/fat lady, Punchy's little sister/antler girl, spooky scarecrowish knife target guy.

Which One's the Freak?

I thought I'd do a crazy-looking attendee to the circus... But when I was done, she kinda looked too cute, so I threw in the World's Tallest Man... Maybe that was unnecessary, you be the judge.

The Fly

What could be freakier than a scientist who trades body parts with a fly, then goes on tour telling stupid fly jokes?
Freaky!

Sibling Rivalry

How would you feel if you couldn't get away from your brother? What if he had bad breath, or was always telling corny jokes? I'd like to think that this particular spat is over a girl they saw in the audience.

The Headless-Horse Man

What a freak! I can't look at a double-jointed pinky without feeling a little nauseous.

Octoswami

This is the Octoswami. 32nd wonder of the world. ... Give me a break, it's been a rough week.

Superfreak! Superfreak! She's Super Freaky!

Ringmasters! Why pay for medical benefits for seven circus freaks when you can get by with one? I give you Polly Purgegut, the ultimate circus freak. Here's a list of the freak categories she'll cover when sitting in your sideshow tent:

1. Strongest Woman Alive
2. Tattooed Wonder
3. Werewolf
4. Bearded Lady
5. Mermaid
6. Unicorn
7. Cyclops/Tri-Clops

And when it comes time to pay her, never fear! Polly's also a certified accountant!

Businessman's Lunch

You've seen it. A group of button-up shirts and blue tooth compatible conversations eating lunch next to the table of UPS drivers. There's a song that goes along with it. If you ever have lunch with me, and these freaks come in, you may hear it.

The Ultimate Circus Freak!

Well, I drew a different "freak" to begin with...but it sucked, so here's a different one for your delectation and delight. It's Paris Hilton...in case you didn't notice the "money wings" and bent halo.