Nike's Stanley The Ref Commercials.

In honor of Dennis Hopper, I thought it would be fitting to post his Nike commercials as Stanley, the crazy referee. I don't know the exact date these first started airing, but I do know it was sometime in the early to mid 90's. My Dad and I used to love the Bruce Smith one and would quote it for years to come. I am pretty sure he still has the Nike: Bad Things Man t-shirt I got for him back in the day. Anyways, hope you enjoy the commercials as much as we did.

Bruce Smith... Bad things, man.

Troy Aikman... Took it! Like a man, man.

Barry Sanders... You don't even want to know about Barry Sanders, man.

Sterling Sharpe... Like a freight train, man. Choo choo. Choo choo baby.

Michael Irvin... Does Michael hear the footsteps? Does Michael fear the footsteps?

Hardy Nickerson... Act Casual.

Junior Seau... That's Junior Seau's footprint, man.

Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin... They have ESP, man.

Darren Woodson...

I miss having a Safety like Woodson. Dude was a beast. 5x Pro Bowl selection, 3x First-Team All-Pro, and 3x Super Bowl Champion. I love that whoever edited this highlight reel used a Three 6 Mafia song. I only wish he had more footage. It's still pretty rad, check it out.

Random Stuff, Vol. 8...

Richard Ramirez aka The Night Stalker, Sleep... Greatest Stoner Metal Band Ever? St. Pauli Hooligan, Lady isn't impressed w/ Shaun White at all, Hunter's Getting Big, Drunk Demon, McNabb's Redskins Jersey, T-Bone's Hamlet, Of course Danny Bonaduce likes the Phillies, Get Well Chi Cheng, Don't Forget About Haiti, OG Grant Hill, Win Ben Stein's Money, The Ghetto JanSport, Making friends is Bud's business, Christian Slater is Brian Kelly in Gleaming The Cube, Insane Mike Tyson Tattoo, Mini Dragons Do Exist, Coffinworm, Scott Kelly Loves The Raiders.

Rich Eisen x Jacoby Ford x Tim Tebow x Terrance Cody's 40 @ The Combine.

Awesome Shit, Vol. 4...

Darth Vader Disco, David Justice x '95 World Series Jersey, Haters Gonna Hate, Kenny Fuckin' Powers, Devil Mascots, Powell Ripper x Darth Fader T-Shirt, Harold's Pimp Ride, The J-Hey Kid, Doc's No No on Acid, Immortal, Mustache Rings, Philly <3's True Blood, Western Grebe's Mating Dance, Discard, Chevy Chase x John Belushi x SNL Days, Hank Aaron 715, The Renderfarm: Open 24 Hours, The Devil's Awesome Flying Canoe, Owner of the Oakland Raiders: Al Burns.

Dez Bryant!

Loving the first 3 picks of the Draft for the Cowboys. The last 3... not sold on. Jerry still needs to look for another Offensive Tackle to help out the line. Too bad Faneca is a Guard and old.

Already looking forward to the upcoming season.

Awesome Shit, Vol. 3...

The Phantom HD Camera, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, In-N-Out all the way in the Fast Food Bracket, Some furry mutant with a shotgun, '48 Buick Streamliner, Google Fail: Why?, Google Fail: What?, Awesome Hyundai Coupe Pit-bull Ad, Awesome Nikon Face Detect Ad, Clint Eastwood and a Orangutan, Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage, Coffinwood's Demo Cover, Alan Hynes' PAC-MAN, Jon Smith's Don't Mess With The Bull, Young Man, Mickey Mort by Johannes Baptista-Ludwig, Joshua Budich's King (Palmer), Hero Design Wide Right: The Curse of The Buffalo Bills, Black Jesus Smash!!!