Questions

“Is six feet really that tall?”

Do they still make state quarters? Do quarters look like tiny moons?

Can you send me Aunt Kathy’s cell number? Can you send me Grandma’s cell number? Can you send me my cell number?

When is an omelette a scramble? Is a frittata just a fat omelette? How many eggs can one eat before one becomes an egg?

As a parent, I spend a good amount of time talking about things that don’t interest me, like My Little Pony, or pasta, or death.